...and all Russia can do is hold the pro-Russki eastern provinces.
Yeah, Russia isn't going to be conquering Europe anytime soon.
And the fact that you don't have a rebuttal other than "tUcKEr CArlsON" or "KOol-AId" means your dreams of Russia being this big bad threat aren't coming to fruition.
Sorry, Pootie just isn't what he wants you to think he is.