How about Tony Romo? He's young, talks intelligently and could probably expand beyond football. He's polarizing (former Cowboy) without being a dope. Shannon Sharp has strong opinions and can be loud (if that's what they're looking for). He doesn't just take the contrarian view like a CowHerd would. How about an 'out there' personality like Jamaal Williams? Could a former NBA guy take the role – Garnett, Wade,... Heck, jump into entertainment – see what Vanilla Ice... There are millions of people that can come up with better takes than SAS – even McAfee.

John Bytheway? Yeah, you made CB just a little dumber today.