plays on all the horrible indoor soccer cement courts.

Argentinian stadiums and fan bases are basically cartels or young men who are exteme and violent.

There is dog poop all over the cement in downtown Buenos Aires.

The grass though, only the good players or those with an actual job and skill get to play on the grass. Only private clubs and they take care of it, when your country is only good at one thing, and falling apart, you take care of that one thing.