...have, like, six items, and they feel like they need to spread them out with Fauci-approved social distancing. You want to start loading up your stuff, but you can't because they've placed their items ten inches from each other.

Also, fat people and dogs, per Cougarboard tradition. Fat people WITH dogs put me in complete shutdown mode. If I ever come across a fat dog owner who is spreading his items in front of me at the grocery store, I might just make the local news.