If not, I would have never realized that I was invited to join the Illuminati! Its not every day you get to join such an exclusive and secret org.

Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire. Are you a business Man/woman, politician,
musician, student, footballer, salary earner and you want to be rich, need protection, gain knowledge,
powerful and be famous in life.
You can achieve your dreams by being a member of the great illuminati empire to earn yourself lot of benefit,
With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish.
With this brief summary, if you are interested to become a member of the great illuminati
then get back to us for more information and explanations about joining the illuminati.
kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: {redacted because you peasants don't deserve this}
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at: {redacted because you peasants don't deserve this}
For more instructions on our membership process.
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