I think I made him upset. But he started off with “are you the king of this lair?” Clearly I’m not.

I tried to be nice but it’s Colorado. Not many bugs here and then he proceeded to tell me all my neighbors are having issues with mice since we are next to open space. I’ve never seen a mouse is my 4.5 years in the home.

I only answered the door since I was expecting a garage door repairman.