But the snobs in those hobbies make it so hard to enjoy.
Oh, you've got an aluminum frame backpack (snickers). Good luck on the trail! That's an extra 17.5 ounces I don't have to carry. Maybe I'll come back and help you.
Man, did you catch that fish with a worm? Might as well throw a stick of dynamite into the lake!
You /fell/ while paddleboarding? How experienced are you?!