Right before movie night with my kids, my 8 year old son comes up to me and says, "Dad, my stomach was hurting and so
I went to the bathroom and ripped a huge dump in the toilet. Like massive. And then when I finished, my stomach was still hurting and so I went back and ripped a second huge dump. Two in a row! Then I wiped and cleaned up and I felt so much better. Isn't that cool!?"
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