Hold my beer, and my sacrament jello shots, and drop that beer on the head of someone wearing a BYU jersey, but don't hold your bowels on the West Concourse, but HOLD MY BEER, but don't drink my beer, hold my beer while I use that liquid courage to be craptacular.

(Meanwhile, BYU is out there telling visiting fans, "Hold this ice cream, but eat it before it melts, but no worries if you don't as we'll just clean up the mess for you later.)