Probably ok. This is probably a forcible felony.

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Jun 21, 2023
4:28:44pm

Socrates Johnson All-American

Probably ok. This is probably a forcible felony.

https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/ilcs4.asp?ActID=1876&ChapterID=53&SeqEnd=9700000&SeqStart=8200000

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Socrates Johnson

Previous username: jkccoug
Bio page: Socrates Johnson
Joined: Jul 19, 2002
Last login: Nov 22, 2024
Total posts: 31,116 (2,240 FO)

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Time

Well, that escalated quickly.

Swag Kazekage Truly Addicted User

6/20/23 10:58am

Take the shoes off and watch the legs shrivel up

Indy Coug

6/20/23 11:01am

That’s freakin hilarious

WDaddy

6/20/23 11:01am

"Hit the brake..leave him there..."

slappy

6/20/23 11:03am

Holy crap that was unexpected and amazing

RUNBYU1

6/20/23 11:04am

Maybe not quickly enough. The guy had terrorized several homes and cars already

Schultz is back

6/20/23 11:08am

Not all heroes wear capes or have 6 packs. Some have a keg though

6/20/23 11:11am

In Cali the guy probably gets released immediately

TNT

6/20/23 11:33am

And the homeowner gets thrown in jail for running him over with the golf cart

kansascougar

6/20/23 11:39am

And golf carts get banned

Remigius

6/20/23 11:46am

And a GoFundMe is launched to help it live it's authentic life as a Jeep.

6/20/23 11:51am

Good on the golf cart guy! I just wish it would have happened sooner.

byuluvr

6/20/23 11:32am

any chance golf cart guy does not lose a court case despite what dude was doing?

qwerew

6/20/23 6:38pm

Yeah, what is the law on this?

7FootRussian

6/21/23 1:34pm

…just to be clear, I want to know if I can drive run over people with my g. cart

7FootRussian

6/21/23 1:38pm

If boardname checks out, you don't need a golf cart to truck someone

6/21/23 1:39pm

Probably ok. This is probably a forcible felony.

Socrates Johnson

6/21/23 4:28pm

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