birthday her first year at a university (After a year at Snow). She said that it was quite a birthday, as five guys came over with presents or to take her out. She then began listing them. There was this guy, and then this guy, etc. Then she finished with, and there was one other guy and paused trying to think who it was. This is where I indignantly said, "it was me, dear . . ."

I was was the not very memorable birthday visitor.