So, BigXII Commissioner Brett Yorkmann/Yourkann/Yormark/Yormann/Yorkmark should take a page from the international Date Line.
BigXII wants schools in the 4th time zone, the Pacific Time Zone.
SOOOOO, just redraw the Pacific Time Zone line kind of like Kiribati Islands did...
We could loop in some ACC schools into the Pacific Time Zone with a reachout finger like the Kiribati Islands did....
Then BigXII can steal some ACC schools to fill that Pacific Time Zone slot!!!
(I LOVE the international Date line, that you can fly SOUTH from Hawaii to Kiribati islands and land the day before you took off!! We can use that for Conference realignment!!)