I guess I could go back and see if the “jello shot” news story had the names of the clowns doing the shots. I can’t remember.
If so, I could look up their addresses and then roll up to their houses and chew them out.
But that seems a little extreme and strange though, and I’d probably get the cops called on me and maybe even arrested.
Tell you what — and this is unlikely because it was probably like 5 people in an isolated incident — if I ever happen to see religious jello shots in person I’ll storm up and tell em I don’t think that behavior is cool.
That work for you?