"The Trojans hold a 7-5 record against Utah in the Pac-12 era, though a 2020 season that few, arguably, count narrows that to 6-5." So we're just not counting Utah's 33-17 loss to USC in 2020? He really is such a dork.
Find a woman who loves you and overlooks your faults (and losses) as much as Furlong loves his Utes.