At a work party I won a hot tub in some stupid raffle. My wife and I were still living in an apartment so we didn’t have any kind of backyard. My first thought was “where in the world am I going to put this?” Since it was right around Christmas time I immediately thought about giving it to my parents as the best Christmas gift of all time. They told me to come around the back of the stage to claim it. I pretty much thought they were going to ask me where to deliver it since it was a whole freakin hot tub. Turns out it was an inflatable one that was awkwardly packed in a cardboard box. So I awkwardly carried it out to my car as I listened to other co workers win Mac Books, drones, and air pods.

This was ALMOST a really cool gift.