Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and something like this....

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Jan 2, 2022
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Lol, this is some pretty good spin by Furlong:

byubyu

1/2/22 10:01am

Oh my. Literal lol. That is hilarious.

Ozymandias

1/2/22 10:04am

Josh getting ready for work, knowing he's got a turd to polish:

Abe Froman

1/2/22 10:04am

This is what happens when you hire a chef/lawnmower to be your editor.

chago04

1/2/22 10:07am

Furlong has zero credibility. He writes with the bias of a current U student

rivercitycoug

1/2/22 10:12am

With the bias *and polish* of a current student in his parents' basement. His

fbguru

1/2/22 10:44am

“Forced?” Yes, forced them to throw the ball for a record number of yards.

Soupie

1/2/22 10:13am

That stout Utah rush defense yesterday that gave up only 110 yards on just 20 carries forced Ohio St to the air.

Spiff

1/2/22 10:16am

Forced or allowed? He’s a clown.

Turnpike Lane

1/2/22 10:15am

I am sure the OSU coaches were saying on the sideline, "Well we weren't planning

byublue42

1/2/22 12:27pm

The best four loss team this season and probably all time. Also the best team to

Ojiisan

1/2/22 10:16am

Some of those losses don't count though since Rising didn't play the whole game

thewaterboy

1/2/22 10:39am

Thats true. So essentially they are undefeated this year.

Ojiisan

1/2/22 10:49am

Except Oregon State

ochobeeguy

1/2/22 11:15am

I am sure there is a reason to call that one a win too. Weather or something

Ojiisan

1/2/22 11:59am

Clearly "the loss to the "other" OSU was due to climate change. Duh!

AF'er

1/2/22 12:49pm

They just had an "off day" so it doesn't count

Rat

1/2/22 1:12pm

So, when BYU racks up huge numbers (almost all of 2020) it's because

XORCoug

1/2/22 10:17am

Utah also lost while osu didn't have 24 players

Mostlyaccurate

1/2/22 10:19am

I saw 4 top players chose to sit out. Were the others injured?

Mot

1/2/22 12:15pm

Missing 24 scholarship players. Here's the list

AZ Coug

1/2/22 8:24pm

He has no shame whatsoever.

Flyski

1/2/22 10:27am

And who says journalism is dead?

JackStack

1/2/22 10:34am

Not dead, just brain dead.

byublue42

1/2/22 12:28pm

This is going to be one of those that will continue to be used/referenced on CB

CougGolf

1/2/22 10:34am

It’s a special experience when you see a meme born in real life

JackStack

1/2/22 10:38am

"Germans forced Allies to Prevail at Normandy."

bob falfa

1/2/22 10:34am

They got so many breaks and still lost.

WizeGuise

1/2/22 10:37am

RE: Lol, this is some pretty good spin by Furlong:

Cougzilla

1/2/22 10:39am

The Cougs D forced Baylor into 8 yards per carry and only 400 yards rushing in

CougGolf

1/2/22 10:39am

I’ve seen better turd polishing on MUTUAL.

The_Cuss

1/2/22 10:44am

The guy is a biased dufas

zerome4sooners

1/2/22 10:46am

"Utes forced BYU to dominate the line of scrimmage."

WhyaskY?

1/2/22 10:50am

It’s not forced when Utah gave their consent to throw all over them. #utestoo

Ned Schneebly

1/2/22 10:53am

Hahahaha

The_Cuss

1/2/22 10:59am

When did the Onion start following the Ewe?

WizeGuise

1/2/22 11:18am

I am literally crying. LOLOLOL!

Carnac

1/2/22 11:26am

That's like bragging about all the new money you have because of inflation

jrifkin48

1/2/22 11:54am

We have found our Baghdad Ute Bob

Honor Code

1/2/22 12:51pm

American tanks behind me? There are no Americans here.

85fan

1/2/22 12:58pm

It’s one thing to say we fought hard and lost a close one,it’s ridiculous to try

akmewg

1/2/22 1:22pm

Wow. What a joke to even say that.

AF_Puma

1/2/22 1:24pm

Hey Josh, allowed =\= forced….

Penske Material

1/2/22 1:34pm

I am crying laughing

climps

1/2/22 1:56pm

How do you force offensive players to have record performances? That’s called a

BlooCoog

1/2/22 1:58pm

I am sick and tired of everyone making fun of Josh Furlong

Zoobieman

1/2/22 2:11pm

RE: I am sick and tired of everyone making fun of Josh Furlong

The_Cuss

1/2/22 2:18pm

No one here counts Oregon as a quality win.

MrClark

1/2/22 2:32pm

"sad"

IceCreamButt

1/2/22 2:48pm

I get what he is saying. I mean he essentially forces CB

GSwarriorcoug

1/2/22 2:26pm

Furlong means Utah required him to play a fantastic game in order to eke out

ALUF 1990

1/2/22 3:24pm

Just like a record, keep spinning that.

Rise Against

1/2/22 3:38pm

Come on now, if the headline was “BYU forces record performance from UAB”

Cougzilla

1/2/22 3:39pm

CB forced ALUF 1990 to agree with one of the funniest tweets ever. So good.

Tuiakismother

1/2/22 5:30pm

Playing a fantastic game against backups doesn't mean giving up almost 700 yds.

BYU I Bleed Blue

1/2/22 5:32pm

If CB bugs you so much you could find another site!

MrClark

1/2/22 5:34pm

If only…

AlternateShot

1/2/22 5:49pm

Duuuude. You're missing the whole point. Thank you.

YSMACK

1/2/22 7:01pm

You are literally defending a comment that will become an all-time classic. LOL!

Sock Gnome

1/2/22 7:48pm

RE: Furlong means Utah required him to play a fantastic game in order to eke out

Armchaircoug

1/2/22 8:06pm

OSU had 24 scholarship players not play and I believe 8 starters (all NFL bound). What is Utah's excuse?

TheLoneCougar

1/2/22 8:07pm

Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and something like this....

Penske Material

1/2/22 8:07pm

Thanks for chipping in here, Josh

AZ Coug

1/2/22 8:25pm

Congrats Ohio St. on showing how truly pitiful the Ute D is.

slatecoug

1/6/22 3:59pm

He's a hack . . .

BritishCoug

1/2/22 8:09pm

RE: Lol, this is some pretty good spin by Furlong:

ByuImaginesDragons

1/2/22 11:52pm

Furlong's takes = 🤡

Pangare

1/3/22 2:58pm

So he's congratulating them for showing the Ute D sucks?

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