Dec 8, 2019
4:17:44pm
MatthiasPhunkHausen All-American
What? I haven’t been on much today,but Niner hawk smack is 90%
one direction normally, not sure what yer talking about. Granted, it’s usually Niner whiners, but still.

I’m nervous re Rams game & Niners wk 17, Seattle’s D is below avg, hopefully wk 17 still has stuff on the line. Niners still improving on both sides. The only Niner smack was my little poem:


Levi's field, hither n' thither, chiclets all I see. From Niners mouth, as the Hawks came south, and whizzed on their perfect season with glee.

Like wine from the bountiful vineyards nearby, excuses plentiful, man did they cry.
“But the zebras, the dropped balls, the injuries, it’s not fair.” Intra game or post, they barely came up for air.

Dropped balls, sure, but theres more to the story truth be told.
Pornstar Jimmy barely delivered to the catchers same zip code.

Flustered and rattled, his arm seemed rubber, fumble fumble pick, “he’s just not clutch” Niner fan did blubber.

Seahawks are the worst, post loss Niner fans prone to curse, but we extend our hand & refuse to be ruthless, because life ain’t kind, when you’re walkin around toofless”
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