Cafe Rio sucks

This thread has been done several times before, but I'll bite.

eddog

5/28/19 7:06pm

I support plentiful random landmines in a no-man's-zone instead of a border wall.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/28/19 7:08pm

This is a great idea.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:39pm

Zoiks. Would probably work though

jkccoug

5/29/19 7:48am

Hummus is a great dip for fruits and veggies like apples and carrots.

Florwood

5/28/19 7:09pm

The state of Utah isn't good. Except for the mountains.

AlphaCoug

5/28/19 7:10pm

You are right

Solomon Levi

5/28/19 8:20pm

True. Low crime and lots of kind people are lame.

Traveshamockery

5/28/19 9:29pm

I've noticed a lot of passive aggressive people

AlphaCoug

5/29/19 1:56pm

I wouldn’t say lots of kind people unless you count the tourists

TEXAS

5/30/19 9:56am

I hope this isn't a "church members = kind people" take.

garyfan

5/30/19 10:56am

Lots of kind people? Never noticed that Utah had any more than other places I’ve

chilango

5/30/19 5:51pm

Wars should be waged as brutally as possible...

CougieMcCougFace

5/28/19 7:10pm

Thats honestly not a bad idea, except for the super brutal part, which probably

AlphaCoug

5/28/19 7:12pm

Pre-edit reply? Hand slipped after first word.

CougieMcCougFace

5/28/19 7:15pm

yep

AlphaCoug

5/28/19 7:16pm

It depends. I’m not arguing for targeting civilians or genocide.

CougieMcCougFace

5/28/19 7:20pm

TNT admits he doesn't get the attitude either

TNT

5/28/19 8:32pm

This is what the Germans believed circa WWI

jkccoug

5/29/19 7:49am

Black licorice is really great. But not as good as oatmeal raisin cookies.

CDV

5/28/19 7:12pm

1/2

The Machine

5/28/19 7:13pm

RE: Black licorice is really great. But not as good as oatmeal raisin cookies.

Martin Van Nostrand

5/28/19 7:13pm

Oatmeal raisin cookies really are delicious

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:17pm

Wow, 0 for 2

jaredm

5/28/19 7:45pm

RE: Black licorice is really great. But not as good as oatmeal raisin cookies.

Lip Gallagher

5/28/19 7:59pm

Your QB1 is attending his fallback school

Solomon Levi

5/28/19 7:13pm

And we’re so happy to have him

DieHarder

5/28/19 7:14pm

...and his life will be far better because of it.

bluecougar1985

5/28/19 7:15pm

Your qb1 transferred away.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:15pm

That is going to make it all the sweeter when he beats his first pick in a couple of months

CDV

5/28/19 7:15pm

And you cheer for your fallback school.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/28/19 7:18pm

Jack Tuttle lol

YIsForBrigham

5/28/19 7:31pm

"We whiffed on the best in-state QB recruit in 20 years"

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:33pm

And your QB1 is the 3rd best QB in the state.

RdF3

5/28/19 7:45pm

There’s an argument for sure

Solomon Levi

5/28/19 8:34pm

Can’t thumbs down the truth

jkccoug

5/29/19 7:51am

I don't think The Beatles or Chick-fil-A are anything special.

BYUFBDAD

5/28/19 7:14pm

First part true

spugeddy24

5/28/19 7:17pm

"First part" being words one, two, and three?

LeftOfNormal

5/28/19 7:39pm

RE: I don't think The Beatles or Chick-fil-A are anything special.

eddog

5/28/19 7:19pm

RE: I don't think The Beatles or Chick-fil-A are anything special.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:49pm

You guys really suck at this.

The Machine

5/28/19 7:15pm

Couple of heavyweight entries down below, though

Martin Van Nostrand

5/28/19 7:29pm

Yewts are awesome

mudpupper

5/28/19 7:15pm

I didn’t like Shawshank Redemption

gilbertatty

5/28/19 7:16pm

I would NOT like to bear my testimony and DON'T know this church is true

SCKIN

5/28/19 7:16pm

Welcome!

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 7:23pm

I wish there were more room for “I wish”, “I hope”, and “I’m trying to believe”

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:34pm

Understandable, I wish I could say "I know" but I'm relegated to those phrases

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 8:03pm

RE: I would NOT like to bear my testimony and DON'T know this church is true

Odysseus

5/28/19 8:07pm

I’m tired of all the vaccine jabs at those who have a different schedule or

DieHarder

5/28/19 7:19pm

You’re right. This take is terrible.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:22pm

name checks out

BYUFBDAD

5/28/19 7:28pm

There're 'hot take' bad opinions, 'fishing for attention' bad opinions and wrong

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:35pm

Yikes. A truly bad, and dangerous, opinion.

TCuz

5/28/19 7:38pm

Just kidding. Vaccinate your kids.

DieHarder

5/28/19 7:43pm

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Deleted

5/28/19 7:47pm

Sex is overrated.

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 7:20pm

Actually meant to write “your mom is overrated “

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 7:21pm

You're doing it wrong if that's the case.

Tare

5/28/19 7:28pm

Never had sex. ^

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:42pm

Today

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 7:45pm

Name does check out.

sakar12

5/28/19 8:00pm

Name checks out

jaredm

5/28/19 8:15pm

Name does not check out.

sakar12

5/28/19 8:00pm

This message has been flagged for editing

TNT

5/28/19 8:34pm

Your mom has been flagged.

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 8:55pm

Those tests came back negative

TNT

5/28/19 9:00pm

RE: This message has been flagged for editing

85fan

6/2/19 11:54pm

All of you that hate the term BYU-Provo need to get over yourselves. It's

MasterLump

5/28/19 7:21pm

Michigan : Michigan-Dearborn :: BYU : BYU-Idaho

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:39pm

I was bored by Into The Spiderverse. I turned it off halfway through.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:21pm

Best animated movie ever IMO

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:39pm

I don’t really like most animated movies.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:49pm

I wasn’t quite so bored, but my wife was. The movie is highly overrated on CB.

chilango

5/28/19 9:26pm

I did the same. One of the few times CB has let me down.

doups3

5/28/19 10:28pm

Queen and Journey are extremely overrated.

eddog

5/28/19 7:21pm

Queen really is.

Jay Rick

5/28/19 7:39pm

Journey is too

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 8:05pm

Yeah, that's what I said.

eddog

5/28/19 8:30pm

Needed saying again,

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 9:28pm

Fair

eddog

5/28/19 9:32pm

I don’t think of journey as being all that highly rated. Therefore, properly

Jay Rick

5/28/19 11:08pm

The fact that journey is rated at all means that they too highly rated

Agnostic-alumni

5/30/19 11:25pm

You sir have no honor!

TNT

5/28/19 8:31pm

I think it’s ok to spit my used gum into urinals.

cougarfanatic

5/28/19 7:24pm

The Office is overrated

letthewookiewin

5/28/19 7:25pm

That is blasphemy!

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/28/19 7:43pm

I'd rather watch utah football than a Lord of the Rings movie

Tare

5/28/19 7:25pm

RE: I'd rather watch utah football than a Lord of the Rings movie

spugeddy24

5/28/19 7:27pm

Donovan Mitchell will never be a top 15 player in the NBA.

Duke Silver

5/28/19 7:26pm

I like Subway and Little Caesars

mwcoug

5/28/19 7:29pm

I love both as well.

Jay Rick

5/28/19 11:08pm

Veganism is the ultimate higher law that we all will follow.

Baron

5/28/19 7:29pm

I am a dog person. Dogs are awesome. In fact, they are

Philosoraptor

5/28/19 7:30pm

Well I hope you are your dog are happy together.

Baron

5/28/19 7:30pm

I’m not a dog person but I somewhat agree with this. It’s the dog owners who are

fortysixn3

5/28/19 10:33pm

I'm pro-choice.

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 7:30pm

Dr. Pepper sucks. Worst soda ever.

byuluvr

5/28/19 7:31pm

And steak sucks.

byuluvr

5/28/19 7:32pm

You are just full of bad takes tonight...

specsauce

5/28/19 8:08pm

I've got more. Southern Utah is ugly. Country Music is the best. Beatles suck. Hotrods/muscle cars/classic cars are ugly

byuluvr

5/28/19 8:31pm

Wow, you're on a roll.

eddog

5/28/19 8:39pm

RE: Dr. Pepper sucks. Worst soda ever.

Costanza

5/28/19 8:04pm

Go Lakers!

kcca

5/28/19 7:31pm

Money equals freedom not evil

Archaea

5/28/19 7:37pm

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Division Bell

5/28/19 7:35pm

So obnoxious, and not the safest option. #doubledumb

BGRTHNUMEGO

5/28/19 7:41pm

Winner.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:43pm

Loser! I knew it was you the whole time!

Dr. 91coug

5/29/19 12:17am

Winner winner chicken dinner

jkccoug

5/29/19 8:00am

Smoked meats are nasty and should be avoided like the plague

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:38pm

Woah. This might be the craziest thing TNT has ever read

TNT

5/28/19 8:38pm

Thank you sir.

Run-DMT

5/29/19 10:41am

Non LDS women are better in bed.

Archaea

5/28/19 7:39pm

I mean, unpopular though this opinion may be, most CBers wouldn't know.

LeftOfNormal

5/28/19 7:46pm

Imagine a repressive culture versus non.

Archaea

5/28/19 7:57pm

No no, I knew exactly what you meant, I'm just saying this isn't a forum in

LeftOfNormal

5/28/19 9:27pm

That’s on your wife Pal. 🤷‍♂️

kansascougar

5/28/19 8:34pm

Mine is nonLDS. 😊

Archaea

5/28/19 8:37pm

Wait. Like making beds?

TNT

5/28/19 8:37pm

That would be true for you, laddie.

Archaea

5/28/19 8:44pm

RE: Non LDS women are better in bed.

Zedhead

5/28/19 8:55pm

Popcorn sucks, just like Nirvana and Pearl Jam and Marvel Comics. Fight me.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:40pm

America will never be great again. We lag behind in too many metrics compared to other first world countries to recover.

SuperTank

5/28/19 7:42pm

Sadly TNT could see this

TNT

5/28/19 8:42pm

More roads in Utah County should be torn down to gravel. I like sacrificing my

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:43pm

How is this good for future generations?

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:45pm

I’m hoping that all of the crazy road construction currently happening in UT Co

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:50pm

...what do you mean? It's not for future generations, it's for now

Dissenter

5/29/19 7:05am

I was referring to the fact that so many major roads in Utah Co

Run-DMT

5/29/19 7:55am

I'm not sure we'll ever consistently beat Utah again

Squeegee

5/28/19 7:44pm

Make believe movies are for losers. Star Wars, LoTR, Marvel, DC Comics all suck.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:46pm

Harry Potter is a low blow, but the others are right.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/28/19 7:48pm

Ute lover

Archaea

5/28/19 7:57pm

Avocados taste like condensed water, also guacamole is tasteless.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/28/19 7:47pm

You may have dysgeusia.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:57pm

Again?

TNT

5/28/19 8:43pm

<< Deleted >>

HarlemCoug

5/28/19 7:47pm

There are far too many fathers on here with daughters

messi

5/28/19 7:47pm

The fathers are, or the daughters are?

Lip Gallagher

5/28/19 8:01pm

RE: There are far too many fathers on here with daughters

85fan

5/28/19 8:34pm

Star Wars is bad in almost every aspect

Dillinger

5/28/19 7:54pm

New Star Wars, prequel Star Wars, or original Star Wars?

Sumguy

5/28/19 9:03pm

All

Dillinger

5/28/19 9:25pm

These are awesome!

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 8:07pm

Navy >>>>>>>> Royal

CougSilver

5/28/19 8:08pm

Taysom's Texas highlights were and are way over used.

777

5/28/19 8:13pm

RE: Taysom's Texas highlights were and are way over used.

BGRTHNUMEGO

5/28/19 8:14pm

Utah liquor laws are way too restrictive

Twin Roots

5/28/19 8:14pm

Rugby is boring to watch

A_blue_car

5/28/19 8:16pm

I'm totally drunk right now, and I have to teach school tomorrow.

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 8:18pm

2 week vetting period with substantial background checks on all gun purchases

BlueFrog

5/28/19 8:18pm

Football sucks. I hate the sport, haven't watched in years.

fbguru

5/28/19 8:28pm

Are you a member of the Board of Trustees?

TNT

5/28/19 8:30pm

If he were that he would hate all sports

Archaea

5/28/19 8:38pm

Board name does not check out.

JohnnyComeLately

5/28/19 8:52pm

He’s a Facebook guru

Jay Rick

5/28/19 11:11pm

Sea World is better than Disneyland

tjngirlz

5/28/19 8:38pm

That's an unpopular take? Why?

TNT

5/28/19 8:44pm

According to my family, it's crazy talk.

tjngirlz

5/28/19 8:53pm

This list can not be complete without The Board Imbecile weighing in.

JohnnyComeLately

5/28/19 8:51pm

Yep. Just waiting for his usual "Seinfeld sucks" take.

eddog

5/28/19 9:06pm

you just link every post the imbecile makes

BlueFrog

5/28/19 9:58pm

People who get guns for personal protection are generally dangerous, paranoid,

smokymountainrain

5/28/19 8:57pm

Excellent attack on that one guy

TNT

5/28/19 9:00pm

75% of CB is one guy? I knew it!

smokymountainrain

5/28/19 9:03pm

RE: People who get guns for personal protection are generally dangerous,

tjngirlz

5/28/19 9:02pm

Well, i tried. CDV and his stupid taste buds won the thread anyway.

smokymountainrain

5/28/19 9:14pm

I know nearly nothing about butt plugs.

Belboz

5/28/19 9:11pm

Not what I heard.

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 9:21pm

Highly unlikely in an Eagles fan.

chilango

5/28/19 9:24pm

U2 sucks

a priori

5/28/19 9:14pm

RE: U2 sucks

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 9:24pm

Europe is very overrated as a travel destination, compared with most other parts

chilango

5/28/19 9:23pm

Colorado has bigger and prettier mountains than Utah.

eddog

5/28/19 9:24pm

This is true, but WA's beat Colorado's in terms of aesthetics.

Byron McNertney

5/29/19 7:52am

Coach Pope will not make the NCAA tournament during his time as BYU HC.

Traveshamockery

5/28/19 9:27pm

Max Hall is highly overrated.

holipuluki

5/28/19 10:55pm

Bicyclists have as much of a right to the lane as a car.

conetah

5/28/19 11:28pm

College is overrated.

conetah

5/28/19 11:31pm

The WNBA Championship game ranks next to

Dr. 91coug

5/29/19 12:21am

I thought these were supposed to be things you actually believe.

chilango

5/29/19 6:45am

Star Wars is overrated

Coug98

5/29/19 3:55am

The United States isn’t always right, nor is it always the the best.

chilango

5/29/19 6:48am

Cafe Rio sucks

TrackCoug

5/29/19 8:09am

Pineapple on pizza is absolutely disgusting.

TheBlueCougar

5/29/19 9:25am

This isn't unpopular. This is consensus.

credible HULK

5/29/19 9:41am

I still think we could nuke (or at least blow up) tornadoes effectively

run26

5/29/19 10:28am

I know we're going for who can get the most thumbs down here, but this one

credible HULK

5/29/19 10:45am

link to original thread?

Dissenter

5/29/19 10:46am

RE: link to original thread?

credible HULK

5/29/19 11:08am

Christmas Vacation is kind of a boring movie... I don't get the hype.

Zilog

5/29/19 2:55pm

Yewts are actually decent people....Bwwwwwahhhh!

Coug98

5/30/19 11:13pm

For some reason he started a new thread for it, but here's a terrible take

sevenIDcougs

5/30/19 11:21pm

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