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UltimateBYUfan
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It's as close as I'm going to get, unfortunately.
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My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
Cougarpride
All-American
10/23/18 10:42pm
That is the thing horror movies are made of.
Manti
10/23/18 10:43pm
Notice his hands - modeled by real hands
Cougarpride
10/23/18 10:50pm
You're not making this any less creepy.
Manti
10/23/18 10:51pm
Tools of creation? Stronger than nations? Power without end?
Skeptical Optimist
10/24/18 8:26am
Get out
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:02am
This comment aged like milk 😂
BYU-Laie
11/12/21 8:13pm
I want to like it, I really do..... Nope can't. It's freaky.
TANK
10/23/18 10:44pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
maxpowers
10/23/18 10:46pm
Wow. How much did he cost?
Superkid
10/23/18 10:47pm
Just his soul.
JCL
10/23/18 10:50pm
If you are interested I can maybe get you deal?
Cougarpride
10/23/18 10:55pm
I mean, that sure is something.
Superkid
10/23/18 11:01pm
If it's more than a dollar $2.98 I can't afford it.
UltimateBYUfan
10/25/18 5:25pm
Exactly how much is a dollar $2.98? Is that close to eleventy thousand hundred?
sevenIDcougs
10/25/18 8:57pm
It's as close as I'm going to get, unfortunately.
UltimateBYUfan
10/30/18 4:35am
The great thing as to cost - the expense to have LaVell created has been realized by the artist
Cougarpride
10/30/18 1:27pm
Good to know. By the look of this thread those things will sell like hotcakes
CommodoreCoug
10/30/18 1:38pm
You should donate it to BYU so it can be LaVell's statue in front of his stadium
THE KlD
10/23/18 10:47pm
Not this. The stadium will be even less filled if this thing is there.
blackandblue
10/23/18 11:51pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
Coug
10/23/18 10:48pm
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Cougazul
10/23/18 10:49pm
What's a manachen?
John Doe
10/23/18 10:50pm
I noticed that spelling after I sent it - no sleep following
Cougarpride
10/23/18 10:51pm
...and you'll never sleep again with that satan doll staring at you nightly.
Manti
10/23/18 10:52pm
We have great conversations...
Cougarpride
10/23/18 10:53pm
So, it's a Halloween decoration, right?
John Doe
10/23/18 11:00pm
Nope! Sports baby!
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:04am
I probably wouldn't do whatever that Lavell is telling you to do.
Still Open
10/24/18 8:41am
I'd love to see the Judge's face when you say "LaVell told me to do it!"
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:03am
LOL
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:20pm
Get better, Sweetheart! Hopefully these posts have lifted your spirits!!
SJBLUE
10/24/18 9:04pm
Secretary of the Treasury, I think.
Dwight Schr-UTE
10/23/18 11:10pm
German phrase that means a man that is sore
SingleStrapBackpack
10/23/18 11:23pm
Wirklich? Sprichst du Deutsch?
BYU Grounds
10/24/18 8:43am
Since you edited, I'll ask again: what's a manikin?
John Doe
10/24/18 8:55am
Is it a relative of a man?
John Doe
10/24/18 8:56am
It's those fake people that they use in stores to dress up with suits and other
UltimateBYUfan
10/31/18 8:17pm
Nice tan, LaVell
Hinta
10/23/18 10:51pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
Abe Froman
10/23/18 10:55pm
But...why?...I mean...why?
Traveshamockery
10/23/18 10:55pm
Sneak it into your parent’s bedroom when they’re asleep. In a chair right up next to your mom’s side of the bed.
Zaphod
10/23/18 10:56pm
Do you mean like this...
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:42am
It’s like a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel.
blackandblue
10/24/18 7:45am
The longer I look, the sadder LaVell gets.
Six Foot Seven
10/24/18 8:14am
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
YIsForBrigham
10/24/18 8:58am
This is hilarious. Made me almost spit my water out.
Flyski
10/24/18 10:03am
RE: Do you mean like this...
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:05am
This is all so weird in a CB way. Does it touch you in the small of the back?
Emmett Fitz-Hume
10/24/18 10:09am
Does your Bishop know about this?
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:23am
Some throw beer cans in their yard to keep ward leaders
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:23pm
That was awesome. Can you post pictures of those statues?
Blue for Life
10/24/18 2:24pm
The link is now broken.
BostonCougar
10/24/18 2:55pm
Now this.. this is something special
Resurgens
10/27/18 10:13am
LOL HE STILL FREAKS OUT OUR GRANDKIDS BUT WHAT A GRRAT CONVERSATION PIECE
Cougarpride
10/27/18 10:08pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
WJCougar
10/23/18 10:57pm
I want to give Lavell a high five!
Left Hook
10/25/18 7:38am
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Grit for Brains
10/23/18 11:01pm
Grave robbing to a whole new level man.
Superman21
10/23/18 11:03pm
Sorry, but that's really weird and slightly inappropriate, IMO.
OneUpper
10/23/18 11:14pm
Love loud
Dillinger
10/24/18 1:26pm
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WorfoSAUR
10/23/18 11:17pm
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cracka
10/23/18 11:21pm
Do you own a wax museum?
blackandblue
10/23/18 11:22pm
No wax museum. He stands under #9 Jimmy in our
Cougarpride
10/23/18 11:32pm
Hold up....you have Jimmy Mac and Ken Griffey Jr in that house of horrors too?
Manti
10/23/18 11:36pm
pics or it didn't happen
Jericho
10/23/18 11:43pm
Who needs a security system when you have these guys decorating your house.
blackandblue
10/23/18 11:44pm
I don’t think you need a security system for that one. Sorry but that is bad.
Blue for Life
10/24/18 5:20am
*just a sports room to relax and enjoy murder
TEXAS
10/24/18 6:01am
Now that you have 3 you can build your own human centipede.
Hambone
10/24/18 6:19am
Is it like this KG Jr wax at the Louisville Slugger factory:
seacougar
10/24/18 9:19am
Pretty close
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:18pm
I will admit to taking a photo with it. Grew up in SEA a huge Griffey fan.
seacougar
10/24/18 11:36pm
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BIG XII Coug
10/23/18 11:25pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
bushy7
10/23/18 11:26pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
cheezedawg
10/23/18 11:27pm
Weird. Very weird.
dccoug
10/23/18 11:30pm
Was LaVell Bolivian?
che flaco
10/23/18 11:31pm
Un poquito.
CougsBeatU
10/23/18 11:44pm
1/1024th Bolivian.
mwcoug
10/24/18 6:55am
Could be worse. I mean, what if it was actually LaVell?
All-American
10/23/18 11:40pm
Ooooooooohhhh. What if someone dug up Lavell's corpse and buried in the pet
UltimateBYUfan
10/25/18 5:28pm
It's perfect for Halloween
immgw
10/23/18 11:41pm
Soooo creepy.
deliciousmocha
10/23/18 11:44pm
This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on CB. Instant Classic.
Dr MoBYU
10/23/18 11:44pm
Can you get this in a “Jimmer”?
Cylon Coug
10/23/18 11:47pm
Yes I can, if I provide the artist with sufficient photos and dimensions
Cougarpride
10/24/18 12:41am
To have a Jimmer made, it would be cheaper
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:03am
$300 for wrinkles?! How much did this thing cost?
BenTheBoss
10/24/18 7:47am
$314
sevenIDcougs
10/24/18 8:27am
Lol!
Mrs Featerbottom
10/25/18 12:37am
Definitely some time that went into them.
seacougar
10/24/18 9:24am
The artist started on it two years ago. He was not
Cougarpride
10/24/18 1:26pm
The hand actually look cool. The up close picture for first time is different.
Blue for Life
10/24/18 2:25pm
PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS POST.
deliciousmocha
10/23/18 11:48pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manachen has arrived
sevenIDcougs
10/23/18 11:53pm
I've seen those hands somewhere...
Preppy
10/24/18 12:00am
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cruiserhead
10/23/18 11:56pm
You get my board name I guess.
LaVellIfIKnow
10/24/18 12:00am
HOV lane here we come!
Breaded Hamster
10/24/18 12:15am
Stop, I cant laugh this loud in the library
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:09am
This is truly disturbing. Reminds me of a certain someone...
vegasnative
10/24/18 12:24am
LaVell Stallone the Italian Cougar?
MGundy
10/24/18 12:43am
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GSwarriorcoug
10/24/18 12:46am
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House_Of_El
10/24/18 9:19am
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acougfan
10/24/18 1:06am
Lavell is a legend! I am disappointed with our reactions to this post. Here a
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:49am
I think they’re mostly mocking the freaky looking mannequin and not the poster. Also, I think many fear for the poster’s
Texas Hammer
10/24/18 5:25am
I can see that. Just feel bad because cougar pride is proud of his
BlueForLife
10/24/18 6:40am
Cougarpride is having fun with it. This is one of the best CB threads in years.
Manti
10/24/18 7:15am
Man that is freaky, I am all for things like that, but I would pass on that one.
Blue for Life
10/24/18 5:19am
Why did you go through and thumb down half of the posts in this thread?
russkiejedi
10/24/18 5:39am
It was the other BlueForLife...this one:
Texas Hammer
10/24/18 5:42am
RE: It was the other BlueForLife...this one:
russkiejedi
10/24/18 7:21am
Dude is happy with his purchase and gets lit up by cougar board. Just trying to
BlueForLife
10/24/18 6:43am
^^ We found the guy who made it ^^
JCL
10/24/18 8:53am
Yes, that's a funny comment, but still a jerk comment.
ditch
10/24/18 11:01am
RE: Yes, that's a funny comment, but still a jerk comment.
JCL
10/24/18 2:24pm
Ha ha! I definitely couldn't do something that nice. Don't know
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:45pm
No worries about the mistake.
Blue for Life
10/24/18 8:51am
YIKES! Weekend at Lavell's!
BYUlv
10/24/18 5:49am
You should add a motion detector and various audio clips he can say.
Veracruz
10/24/18 6:07am
"BRAINS!!! RWWWRR!!!"
Zaphod
10/24/18 10:12pm
Will he be sitting in the passenger seat so you can carpool during the week?
Veracruz
10/24/18 6:08am
I can hear the conversation with your wife before you spent the money on this
Adrielle
10/24/18 6:10am
My Sweetheart, who is as big of a fan as I am, was the
Cougarpride
10/24/18 10:15am
Appreciate that you've been a good sport and kind of rolled with it. 🙂
YardTime
10/24/18 10:17am
Based on the posts - both works 😂
Cougarpride
10/24/18 10:26am
I want to come to your house for the Utah game!
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:50am
Would you bring him to a rivalry game? Buy a seat, freak everyone out?
TailgateU
10/24/18 11:33am
It's great to see you have a sense of humor through all the comments on here.
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:51pm
You are a great sport. Thanks for posting these. It has been fun. I shared them
SJBLUE
10/24/18 9:02pm
RE: I can hear the conversation with your wife before you spent the money on
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:16am
You're now officially not a fan until you get one of these. Going to the
Ash
10/24/18 6:18am
Do you have to put the lotion on its skin, or does it do it itself?
Hambone
10/24/18 6:26am
Everything about this is awesome.
OU Cougar
10/24/18 7:06am
Awesome, #respect
doups3
10/24/18 7:11am
This is creepy, weird....why would you get that?
abacaxi22
10/24/18 7:13am
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gmoney7
10/24/18 7:16am
I had to run to the bathroom to keep from peeing my pants.
CougarMandias
10/24/18 7:17am
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IceCreamButt
10/24/18 7:19am
TNT picked a really bad time to deactivate.
Coug
10/24/18 7:23am
I find this cool and funny at the same time. Agreed, this is a classic post and
SJBLUE
10/24/18 7:33am
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
mightybrick
10/24/18 7:38am
Good intention but the execution of it is just...off. Creepy.
mudpupper
10/24/18 7:44am
Why are you dressing Bobby Bowden in BYU gear?
shakarocks
10/24/18 8:02am
Blueforlife dropping thumbs down like crazy in this thread
fredetteaboutit13
10/24/18 8:09am
Yeah, but it's just to please waifu.
OneUpper
10/24/18 8:15am
Who is waifu?
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:55pm
My initial response was that cougarpride was getting lit up and felt bad
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:55pm
I would love to see the KWITT version
MajorZeus
10/24/18 8:14am
Happy Halloween!
BYU I Bleed Blue
10/24/18 8:22am
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
Mississippi
10/24/18 8:26am
I think it is spelled "merkin"
Clark Addison
10/24/18 8:31am
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JimmyZ
10/24/18 8:34am
I wish the two of you happiness even if it's fleeting
Belboz
10/24/18 8:54am
Kind of creepy, if you ask me.
Sooner Cougar
10/24/18 9:01am
Sorry, doesn’t look like him.
Alister Mackenzie
10/24/18 9:02am
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ironman1315
10/24/18 9:16am
At least you didn't do the coach Edwards leg lamp.
Veracruz
10/24/18 9:17am
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CrashMcLarson
10/24/18 9:18am
Amazing. Props to you for livin' the dream.
Tare
10/24/18 9:20am
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
House_Of_El
10/24/18 9:21am
I can't get Studio C out of my head - Matt Meese, is that you?
germm
10/24/18 9:24am
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Peanut
10/24/18 9:24am
Artist perfectly captures Lavells passion for chapstick and his massive ears.
Blue streak
10/24/18 9:28am
These guys are brutal. Don't let them get to you.
seacougar
10/24/18 9:28am
When the lights go off, and the clock strikes 12 when BYU loses, make sure he
BYUheaven
10/25/18 5:08pm
You all mock, but I know you've all paid good money to go to Madame Tussaud's!
seacougar
10/24/18 9:30am
Actually, no. Nor would I want anything from there freaking me out at home.
TailgateU
10/24/18 10:39am
FWIW, I haven't either. But, point stands for many 🙂
seacougar
10/24/18 11:38pm
Doesn't even look like him frankly
kahuna
10/24/18 9:43am
I felt like we needed a side by side comparison
Devbo
10/24/18 9:52am
WHAT. THE. YEWT?
Gerald-DeGroot
10/24/18 9:55am
This is amazing! Who is the next statue on your list to add to your collection?
GenkiLawyer
10/24/18 10:03am
It will be either a BYU legend or my hero Bob Gibson
Cougarpride
10/24/18 9:15pm
If it’s Bird, it may be a Bust versus real life size
Cougarpride
10/24/18 9:42pm
Why though? What made you want to have a life size
9cslams9
10/24/18 10:04am
Well, it is hilarious, you have to admit...
chilango
10/24/18 10:13am
Everyone has pictures including us. But how many can say they have a life size LaVell?
Cougarpride
10/24/18 10:39am
I think it's awesome, well done.
chilango
10/24/18 11:08am
The man has a point. This is definitely one of a kind.
Manti
10/24/18 11:28am
Good for you, it's awesome and I am sure your sports room is what we all
Ghost
10/24/18 11:41am
RE: Everyone has pictures including us. But how many can say they have a life
chinngiskhaan
10/24/18 4:06pm
Without saying anything, we all would've known it was Lavell. It looks like him.
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:46pm
Mannequin?
(Private)
10/24/18 10:22am
Either a conversation stopper or starter
Iki_Balam
10/24/18 10:22am
The lack of eye brows juxtaposed against the thick mop of hair is odd
Josef K
10/24/18 10:26am
I love the cauliflower ears.
Accipiter
10/24/18 10:42am
Yes this is different, but I'm embarrassed by the number of jerks on here.
ditch
10/24/18 11:03am
Big time programs have big time crazy fans.
ditch
10/24/18 11:05am
Dr. Edwardstein....Puttin’ On the Ritz
Chicago Cougar
10/24/18 11:08am
Just like" letters from a nut. "
johnnycarson
10/24/18 11:54am
Might I suggest adding some red LEDs in his eyes so they have a demon glow to
Skeptical Optimist
10/24/18 12:08pm
Well, I for one, like it! Go Cougs!
phillYeagles
10/24/18 12:11pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
displacedute
10/24/18 1:06pm
That thing is scary as all get out. I hope your sports room was not built upon
UNHuskerCoug
10/24/18 1:13pm
Is this going to be the longest thread in CB history? I wonder what thread is..
(Private)
10/24/18 1:15pm
Can someone answer this?
stev
10/24/18 2:22pm
Has to be the Michelle Perlta Jimmer stuff.
vegasnative
10/24/18 3:41pm
Cool. It's spelled 'Mannequin'
RUNBYU1
10/24/18 1:36pm
Wow, people are brutal. Guessing if most of you saw this in one of your friends
delbert
10/24/18 2:49pm
Photo of Coach - I am still trying to upload the other photo
Cougarpride
10/24/18 3:01pm
Those eyes are like the eye stones in Game Of Thrones. Or so I've heard.
Superkid
10/24/18 3:04pm
You should send a picture of the full mannequin.
BlueForLife
10/24/18 4:59pm
Of course it doesn't look exactly like him, but its easy to tell who it is meant
(Private)
10/24/18 3:38pm
The photos I provided to the artist were a blend of late 70’s and ‘96
Cougarpride
10/24/18 7:39pm
One other thought: I think it would look more natural next to other mannequins
(Private)
10/24/18 3:40pm
Digger sits just four feet away.
Cougarpride
10/24/18 7:13pm
I think we need to see pictures of the whole room
jrob30
10/24/18 7:47pm
My Sweetheart who gets on CB too does not want photos of the room placed on the Internet
Cougarpride
10/24/18 8:29pm
I understand her concern, the secondary market for
kooogar
10/25/18 11:34am
Here photos of Digger
Cougarpride
10/24/18 8:37pm
I knew it was coach Phelps instantly.
kooogar
10/25/18 11:50am
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chinngiskhaan
10/24/18 4:00pm
I love and revere Lavell. But that is the stuff of nightmares.
eddog
10/24/18 4:44pm
*Hears slippers shuffling along kitchen tile*
CougsBeatU
10/24/18 4:48pm
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Lip Gallagher
10/24/18 4:59pm
Congrats, Cougarpride, you hit the big time.
AD4
10/24/18 5:18pm
Lavells Edwards is my hero
idacoug
10/24/18 5:24pm
No joke but GREAT CONVERSATIONAL PIECE
Cougarpride
10/24/18 7:12pm
That thing is...breathtaking.
Roko's Basilisk
10/24/18 5:43pm
Saw it yesterday. Still creepy today.
dccoug
10/24/18 5:45pm
When did LaVell ever have that much hair?
TSTTKB
10/24/18 6:01pm
Coaches clay mold during his creation
Cougarpride
10/24/18 7:06pm
Hahaha
thebruce
10/24/18 8:30pm
RE: Coaches clay mold during his creation
crazY
10/24/18 8:32pm
These are actually really good! They really look like LaVell.
SJBLUE
10/24/18 8:49pm
That skin color is more accurate than the finished product
GSwarriorcoug
10/24/18 9:20pm
About time the Haunted Mansion updated the ride-along heads at Disneyland.
Crowgar
10/24/18 10:43pm
RE: About time the Haunted Mansion updated the ride-along heads at Disneyland.
Crowgar
10/24/18 10:57pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
Resurgens
10/24/18 7:28pm
What...the...yewt...
Kerbouchard
10/24/18 9:42pm
Thanks CB! I needed a good laugh and this thread is the win!!!
m0resn0w
10/24/18 10:51pm
Favorited. Can’t wait to use these pictures in the future.
MC Coug Blue
10/24/18 11:40pm
This is golden. If we beat NIU and Boise St, this may be the luck charm we need.
ColdFusion1989
10/25/18 12:22am
What kind of bet did you lose to actually pay money for that? Must have been a
Bluegoogles
10/25/18 9:09am
I am not sure why you asked about a bet (cost) being a “freeloader” it is obvious you are not use in paying
Cougarpride
10/25/18 1:31pm
What? Try again when sober.
Bluegoogles
10/25/18 4:43pm
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heebs79
10/25/18 9:54am
Not a bad idea. I have thought about the locker room or standing by the rock
Cougarpride
10/25/18 1:21pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
CougarSIR
10/25/18 10:08am
All of the haters on this post just aren't fully invested.
rockcandymax
10/25/18 11:47am
So you're getting a statue of this guy?
TailgateU
10/25/18 1:28pm
That is not creepy at all.
canofpicante
10/25/18 12:39pm
How much would it cost for Andy Reid?
Crowgar
10/25/18 12:45pm
I could check, but he would have to make the mold as he did for Coach
Cougarpride
10/25/18 1:18pm
You’ve inspired me. I’m getting a life sized Rick Majerus mannequin!!!
Medute
10/25/18 1:18pm
Mark can make him for you...it will cost more due to the girth. I had to pay extra for
Cougarpride
10/25/18 8:36pm
IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I AM SURE NOW MARK HAD THE MOLD HE CAN MAKE
Cougarpride
10/25/18 2:34pm
I am interested in finding out price.
rockcandymax
10/25/18 10:13pm
Wow. Amazing, hilarious and disturbing.
CougaRR4L
10/25/18 3:58pm
He should put Lavell in bed with one of his friends after they have gone to
UltimateBYUfan
10/31/18 8:48pm
Wut? Do you bring him to the games with you? Where's your Bronco mannequin?
Real Men Wear Blue
10/25/18 3:59pm
Jefe, is this the longest CB thread ever?
(Private)
10/25/18 10:48pm
LaVell back on TV - BYU SPORTS NATION
Cougarpride
10/25/18 11:25pm
RE: My Life size Coach Edwards manikin has arrived
triumph
10/26/18 12:19am
Please take him to a game with you.
immacougar
10/28/18 8:42pm
We would love too but he’s to valuable to be transporting back and forth.
Cougarpride
10/29/18 4:48pm
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