I have reason to believe that Orlando Magic forward Aaron Gordon is really New York Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge. After extensive research, my only conclusion is that Aaron Gordon does the dunk contest every year to keep the illusion going, and then secretly switches to baseball afterward. The only logical explanation is that he begins taking steroids after the NBA all star break so he is able to bulk up in time for MLB spring training. Before you bring up their different ages, that is something that can easily be doctored
The following reasons prove Aaron Gordon's schadenfreudesubterfuge.
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Photographic evidence that AJ looks like AG on steroids (I didn't make the picture, so thanks whoever did)
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Nobody has actually ever seen Aaron Gordon play outside the Dunk Contest or watched an Orlando Magic game.
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Judge is listed as 6'7 and Gordon was measured as 6'7.5 at the combine without shoes.
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Both are from Northern California
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The time between the NBA dunk contest and MLB spring training is just enough time for his steroids to kick in.
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Nobody has ever seen AG and AJ in the same room together.
Checkmate, Aaron!
For those pointing out Judge's gap tooth, that is something that Gordon could easily make happen if he went to all these lengths to hide the fact that he's secretly a baseball player. Plus his mouth probably expanded from the steroids
No denial from Aaron "Judge”
This was on r/nba