Son: is Isaiah Thomas the shortest person to ever play in the NBA?
Me: no. There was a player named Muggsy Bouges who was about 5' 4"
Son: whoa. When did he play?
Me: late 80's, into the 90's.
Son: that doesn't count. I'm talking about in the modern day NBA, not the dark ages.
Yep. He's grounded.