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Aug 2, 2016
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IndependentGeorge
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I would go one step further. Get a jumpsuit and walk in pretending to be
janitorial staff. Then say, "Don't mind me. Just here to clean up a little. Can I refill anyone's drink in this room?"
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Real Smoke Question - I'm in Dallas and I look at the meetings - I see Big12 today- I've provided proof. I thought they
SouthernBlueBlood
All-American
8/2/16 3:11pm
Proof, thats what I like.
Count Cougar
8/2/16 3:12pm
Is that for today or tomorrow?
Bob Vance
8/2/16 3:12pm
It was for today- meeting is clearly over- maybe I can go through the trash?
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:13pm
Do you have to ASK US?? NO!! Come on man...get going!
ol' Blue Eyes
8/2/16 3:15pm
DIG YOU FOOL. DIG!
riboflavin
8/2/16 3:15pm
I'm not even joking. I would be all up in those trash cans
SJS
8/2/16 3:20pm
I did but they were emptied- I did find one agenda left on Coffe cup
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:31pm
And and..............
CougarBacker
8/2/16 3:53pm
there was a coffee stain over the #11 so I couldn't read it but #12 read "UH"
CT98
8/2/16 4:02pm
i wonder if "coffee stain is an omen that it isn't BYU
pappabear246
8/2/16 8:19pm
^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!! lol
LVCougarFan
8/2/16 4:42pm
Do it. Discreetly.
Wadds
8/2/16 3:17pm
Dress up as a custodian; people do it all the time
All-around BYU
8/2/16 3:22pm
No no no!!!! Do it dressed as a Houston fan
byuTX
8/2/16 3:58pm
They would know that this is a disguise.
cougaman
8/2/16 5:37pm
I recommend Fletch for some good ideas.
Beeg
8/2/16 6:13pm
I would go one step further. Get a jumpsuit and walk in pretending to be
IndependentGeorge
8/2/16 3:37pm
Neither. Looks like it's for 90 years from now
reddead
8/2/16 6:44pm
You're just about the 10th person to say this
Machiavelli
8/2/16 6:48pm
Haha, I know (facepalm) I didn't scroll down far enough
reddead
8/3/16 9:42am
It starts 90 years from now.
CougarTwins
8/2/16 3:12pm
Dang, beat me to it!
El Cougador
8/2/16 4:00pm
Ha! That meeting is in 90 years. R u a time traveller?
frontrowcougar
8/2/16 3:12pm
No it's was for today- that's real
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:14pm
Why don't you ask the front desk?
nephicoug
8/2/16 3:13pm
yeah, tell them you are looking to give something to someone that was
Bob Vance
8/2/16 3:15pm
I'm sure it is a typo
CougarVeteran
8/2/16 3:16pm
what, the 2106 thing, or the entire set of phrases before it?
Bob Vance
8/2/16 3:22pm
Obviously the 2106 thing
CougarVeteran
8/2/16 3:23pm
Then did you mean to reply to someone else?
Bob Vance
8/2/16 3:24pm
Sorry, appears I did
CougarVeteran
8/2/16 3:38pm
yes, go into "Fletch" mode
Crush4
8/2/16 3:18pm
That's from the future...for the year 2106. How did you do that?
ol' Blue Eyes
8/2/16 3:13pm
I've no idea what the number means but it is legit meeting that happened today
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:15pm
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the 1 and 0 are transposed
SonsOfAlvin
8/2/16 3:40pm
Yup, nothing gets past the true geniuses.
Big Daddy D
8/2/16 4:44pm
DON'T LET HIM LEAVE BOWLSBY, DON'T LET HIM LEAVE!
darkcoug
8/2/16 3:17pm
<< Deleted >>
darkcoug
8/2/16 3:14pm
stake out the door and look for Tom!!
budYu
8/2/16 3:14pm
Hopefully it is related to expansion, but it could be anything.
TheLoneCougar
8/2/16 3:15pm
I'm wondering if it is between the Big 12 and the TV partners
CougarVeteran
8/2/16 3:15pm
That's what I was thinking.
BamaCoug
8/2/16 3:20pm
Hmmm, meeting in a Marriott, huh? Can't get any smokier than that!!!!
CalGTR
8/2/16 3:17pm
Suck on that fedex!
jakesnake
8/2/16 3:19pm
if somethings in the trash this could be one of the best days in CB history
4mack
8/2/16 3:17pm
I'm not sure it was once I found the doc- also found 2017 women final four org
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:30pm
Meeting's not until August 2106. We're going to be waiting another 90 yrs
Jennerstein
8/2/16 3:18pm
Dead serious. GO LOOK IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR MATERIALS. TRASH, ETC.
RugbyCoug
8/2/16 3:19pm
Better yet put on a BYU shirt and go to the bar and buy a round for Bowlsby and
monkeycowboy
8/2/16 3:20pm
Best response so far!
Texas Hammer
8/2/16 3:21pm
Agreed, tell them you accidentally threw away your retainer, and your dad is
SJS
8/2/16 3:24pm
No work meeting you have is more important than getting to that room
run26
8/2/16 6:01pm
I would be in the dumpster and piecing things from the shredder together
Bobmarleyjr
8/2/16 7:22pm
You should have just walked in, sat down, acted like you knew what you were doin
Romex
8/2/16 3:20pm
George Costanza style...I like it
WhiteKnight
8/2/16 3:24pm
RE: Real Smoke Question - I'm in Dallas and I look at the meetings - I see Big12
Crush4
8/2/16 3:28pm
So I went down to the room and someone left the agenda- tell me what you see if anything.
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:28pm
Team cheese update? ITS HAPPENING
Nathanael Greene
8/2/16 3:31pm
I know an agenda whisperer. I will get back to you on the results.
RealityCheck
8/2/16 5:29pm
So who's Team Cheese?!
Twin Roots
8/2/16 3:32pm
Team Cheese = Vocal Point. We are in!!
mcnasty
8/2/16 4:12pm
Team Cheese update?
Hoosier Cougar
8/2/16 3:32pm
Ok, that's about the funniest thing I've read here in a year!
Blue Print
8/2/16 3:45pm
I believe this refers to a team that was cut.
Skipshot
8/2/16 3:55pm
Or maybe shredded.
Blue Print
8/2/16 4:04pm
this deserves a LOT more laugh faces! (when I posted this there were only 2)
ColonelMustard7
8/2/16 6:56pm
For sure!!
BYUHgrad
8/3/16 12:08am
Code for Choose Team update.
eyes4byu
8/2/16 5:16pm
ROFL....now that right there is funny!
Lifi
8/2/16 10:12pm
Team cheese = code name for BYU + Cinci?
cougarnerd
8/2/16 3:32pm
We need to figure out what was said re: Team Cheese Update!
Texas Hammer
8/2/16 3:33pm
RE: We need to figure out what was said re: Team Cheese Update!
Romex
8/2/16 3:44pm
Thank you CB for this thread - I have not laughed this hard in a long time
jmjcougs
8/2/16 6:29pm
"Senior Staff Retreat." Disappointing, but good eye, SBB.
Wadds
8/2/16 3:33pm
Now wait whose Edward Stewart and what's "football command center"?
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:34pm
Assistant Commissioner for Football and Student Services
cypresstx
8/2/16 3:41pm
He's legit here's his linked in profile
franklyvulgar
8/2/16 3:43pm
Interesting that he attended Nebraska and worked as an asst AD at Mizzou
nephicoug
8/2/16 3:45pm
I'd love to see his LinkedIn "who's viewed your profile" graph for today.
Cheap Seats
8/2/16 11:13pm
"Take me to Football Command Center" #Yoda
qwerew
8/2/16 9:41pm
I think it's a level in the James Bond 64 video game
ColonelMustard7
8/2/16 9:44pm
All names on the agenda are legit. link:
Machiavelli
8/2/16 4:20pm
This is awesome
cruiserhead
8/2/16 3:33pm
2006 - Ed Stewart Named Big 12 Conference Assistant Commissioner for Football
Twin Roots
8/2/16 3:33pm
Who is "Team Cheese"? Sounds like a code word.
Veracruz
8/2/16 3:34pm
Pretty sure it's Studio C
chazen
8/2/16 7:46pm
I wonder what "Other Business" refers to????
nephicoug
8/2/16 3:36pm
Can you turn the picture? I can't read sideways. I have a neck brace on.
PigglyWiggly
8/2/16 3:36pm
Rotate your computer to the right
cougarnerd
8/2/16 3:37pm
Looks more like an AD meeting, not board of directors level. Good chance expansion was at least mentioned at some point,
CalGTR
8/2/16 3:37pm
Or, like others have noted, conference office senior staff. Would have been a great place to grill some folks for intel.
CalGTR
8/2/16 3:41pm
Maybe there's code words on the agenda that actually mean expansion
franklyvulgar
8/2/16 3:44pm
If you eat enough cheese, expansion is quick to follow.
Bubba Gravity
8/2/16 4:00pm
Every one of these people is listed in the Big 12 directory. (LINK)
Wadds
8/2/16 3:37pm
How do I change my CB name to Team Cheese?
ImBlueDaBaDe
8/2/16 3:38pm
this has to win POTD
cruiserhead
8/2/16 3:39pm
Big 12 staff intentionally leaves "agenda" for CBer to find. Now laughing at masterful trolling success.
ImBlueDaBaDe
8/2/16 3:41pm
Team Cheese is a clear reference to USU. That could be bad for us.
JoeMamaBesser
8/2/16 3:43pm
It is interesting to see that Bob Bowlsby was NOT there
nephicoug
8/2/16 3:43pm
You just earned potd sir. I wonder if adriel is the captain of team cheese?
Backcountry
8/2/16 3:44pm
If I'm TH, I present this post as bullet point #1 in our case for inclusion
The Y's Insider
8/2/16 3:44pm
Or as evidence when the Big 12 asks for a restraining order
CougarVeteran
8/2/16 4:25pm
RE: So I went down to the room and someone left the agenda- tell me what you see
Beyerball
8/2/16 3:45pm
Can you find Tim Weiser, Deputy Commissioner in the lobby bar and debrief him?
RugbyCoug
8/2/16 3:49pm
Here's what Tim Weiser looks like
RugbyCoug
8/2/16 3:51pm
what is STO mean in #10?
franklyvulgar
8/2/16 3:52pm
Strategic something something?
stoils
8/2/16 4:39pm
Srategic team offers
SweetBabyG
8/2/16 5:45pm
Google tells me it's Star Trek Online.
Machiavelli
8/2/16 6:10pm
I love that we have people everywhere
HendyCoug
8/2/16 3:52pm
Is there some way to have this framed on CB somewhere?
Bob Vance
8/2/16 4:20pm
You my friend will go down in CB history for your contributions...
BYUHouston11
8/2/16 4:23pm
Team Cheese is Cincinnatti. In corporate America, when we do acquisitions...
BuffaloCougs
8/2/16 4:23pm
Has no one said this yet? We are definitely holy. #weareteamcheese
byujdmba
8/2/16 7:19pm
This should permanently put those "Football Only" rumors to rest!
flyonawall
8/2/16 4:26pm
Weiser is deputy commish. One would think if expansion was being discussed
Dat_rmishner
8/2/16 6:28pm
The OP said meeting from 9a-3pm. This agenda says 10a-130pm.
kalifi
8/2/16 6:44pm
We often times reserve a meeting room an hour earlier and later than the meeting
StalwartBraveTrue
8/3/16 12:55am
I see too many "future" line items. And needing to define "volunteer" vs pto
NotOfYourFaithBYUFAN
8/2/16 7:26pm
so I totally thought you typed this up just too be funny (especially with all
ColonelMustard7
8/2/16 7:39pm
I just want to be a part of this post
sah22
8/2/16 11:34pm
If I had another POTD...
ColonelMustard7
8/3/16 3:51pm
Noted!
sah22
8/3/16 9:22pm
Someone posted this before but 'Provo'lone is a cheese.
conetah
8/3/16 12:35am
sorry folks it looks like Uconn is in if they are looking at staffing the WBB
stonecougar
8/3/16 6:22am
This will be a CougarBoard thread long remembered.
Six Foot Seven
8/3/16 6:55am
Here's a couple of things to do: 1. dig in the trash. 2. see if there was a
ol' Blue Eyes
8/2/16 3:31pm
How long have you worked for the CIA?
SJS
8/2/16 3:35pm
I did that once, and to this day (6 years later) I still carry that little piece
Rocketman
8/2/16 3:44pm
Edward Stewart is the assistant director of football for the Big12
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 3:38pm
Senior associate commissioner - Football
JOPE
8/2/16 3:42pm
You realize how completely crazy we all are, right? The B12 would think we've got to be the craziest fan base ever.
soupie
8/2/16 3:40pm
At least they would know how big our "footprint" is. We're EVERYWHERE!
ImBlueDaBaDe
8/2/16 3:44pm
"Would think?" Ha! We B the craziest!
BamaCoug
8/2/16 4:10pm
LinkedIn?
IrishCooga
8/2/16 3:47pm
His favorite cheese? Blue of course.
Blue Print
8/2/16 3:51pm
Thread favorited. This is epic. 😂😂😂😂
Balloon
8/2/16 3:51pm
Annnnnd favorited! Never has CB sunk so low it risen so high all at once (Tag: Big XII meeting)
byuTX
8/2/16 4:02pm
Expansion talk must be in Other Business.
WDaddy
8/2/16 4:11pm
Real question - Do you work at this Marriott or were you just creeping?
Machiavelli
8/2/16 4:24pm
Haha: neither I'm here for work staying at this location
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 4:31pm
ha! You just revealed yourself! You work for b12!
ryebrye
8/2/16 4:35pm
That would make me a real insider
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 4:36pm
And you were able to see the whole meeting schedule??
Machiavelli
8/2/16 4:47pm
They left it out in the open- I'm not sure it gave us anything but it certainly was fun
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 5:00pm
Someone needs to mail everyone on the agenda a cheese gift basket with BYU logos
taquineur
8/2/16 4:30pm
"Thank you for your consideration, BYU aka Team Cheese"
kalifi
8/2/16 6:29pm
pfft... meeting in a pair of hairdresser salons, how serious can they be?
ColoSpgs
8/2/16 4:44pm
This post ranks as one of the top 10 of CB history
DogBoy
8/2/16 4:48pm
I'll second this.
boss
8/2/16 5:24pm
Tim Weiser, who called the meeting to order, is the AD at KSU
Archaea
8/2/16 4:53pm
I rank this discovery on par with the dead sea scrolls
nc-puma
8/2/16 5:07pm
"Let us in gentlemen, we know all about Team Cheese!"
silentvelcro
8/2/16 5:14pm
LOL
bccoug
8/2/16 6:52pm
2nd greatest CB thread ever, right behind the "we should punt on 3rd down" post
zerome4sooners
8/2/16 5:32pm
I live 5 minutes from that hotel.
motown
8/2/16 6:09pm
Go get the entire dumpster and bring it back for us to piece it together
Bobmarleyjr
8/2/16 7:41pm
SouthernBlueBlood almost has over 100 POTD nominations
Machiavelli
8/2/16 6:16pm
Slow clap for the world's greatest trolling job!!! Historic job, sir!
StalwartBraveTrue
8/2/16 6:33pm
I promise this was no troll- I've had a blast sharing it- I was hoping for even more but part of the fun is the journey
SouthernBlueBlood
8/2/16 8:03pm
Yeah thanks for getting/ sharing agenda. I wish I could get their dumpster
Bobmarleyjr
8/2/16 8:53pm
It just looks like a last minute agenda. No corporate letterhead, nothing.
StalwartBraveTrue
8/3/16 12:58am
I bet Team Cheese is Baylor.
TaiJuan
8/2/16 6:51pm
This thread is why I LOVE Cougarboard. You guys make me laugh.
Adrielle
8/2/16 7:24pm
This is the kind of thing where you have to be here constantly and be here in
cougaman
8/2/16 8:22pm
Out of all the BNSF meetings I get sent to... Why couldn't it be THAT one.
tjngirlz
8/2/16 10:48pm
Good to see the Mormon Mafia hard at work
Shaka
8/2/16 11:22pm
The meeting is not till August 2106...
HangookCoug
8/3/16 8:58am
About 10 people beat you to the punch there Hangook
Machiavelli
8/3/16 9:03am
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