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Mar 19, 2016
6:46:50pm
The Dude Abides All-American
Totally reminds me of yesterday when I saw some ute fans at the gas station.
Two guys, huge beer bellies, goatees, long hair, one has a Utah sweatshirt and basketball shorts, the other guy had jeans and a white tank top with stains all over it and was wearing sandals with socks. They both had two huge cases of beer in their hands that they were in line to buy. I said, "should be fun to see you guys make a run in the tournament" and the guy in the tank top looks at me and says, "bleep yeah! We are going to kick Kentucky's bleep!" I said you aren't playing Kentucky. And they said you don't know what you're talking about you dumb bleep".

Then they got to the counter and bought cigarettes to go along with their beer and they yelled at the girl at the counter and swore at her a bunch. I thought she was going to cry and they teased her about it. I said, hey guys give her a break. It was an innocent mistake. They just looked at me and said whatever dude. The best part was when they left and got in their '85 Subaru with Pac12 bumper stickers all over it. They peeled out of the gas station flipping the bird out the window.
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