As long as you FEED him!

Feb 5, 2015
3:22:00pm

Zooropa

Every missionary deserves a full tummy--dig deep, brethren. I'm picturing myself at 18 and multiplying it by three--that's a lot of spaghetti.

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Zooropa

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Is Mo really 400 pounds?

Government Bailout

2/5/15 1:05pm

i worked at a carnival for many years. he could easily be 400.

riboflavin

2/5/15 1:07pm

you're a carnie?

BYUtiful

2/5/15 1:38pm

kind of.

riboflavin

2/5/15 1:49pm

since I imagine it as one step removed from being a hobo

BYUtiful

2/5/15 1:54pm

pretty much right on. we don't carry bindles, but we do share

riboflavin

2/5/15 2:01pm

I taught some carnies with the missionaries once while they were "wintering" in

Windward_Coug

2/5/15 3:29pm

I hate carnies!

Byron McNertney

2/5/15 3:38pm

I kind of feel like going on a carnie beating spree now. With a spiked bat. In?

flavordave

2/5/15 9:48pm

His arms are massive -- everything about him is just big

jpesk2

2/5/15 1:07pm

Kafausi said he was nervous that he would break the scale they have there.

Blue for Life

2/5/15 1:07pm

apparently, they got him on the scales when he was at the football offices

jaromp

2/5/15 1:08pm

all my inside sources are telling me that he is over 400

BYUheaven

2/5/15 1:08pm

One of the stories said coaches weighed him while he was there and verified.

byubyu

2/5/15 1:08pm

thats what i hoped. I was wondering if they just passed on 410 w/o verifying

Government Bailout

2/5/15 1:10pm

How does his size compare to Bronson Kaufusi's size?

Belboz

2/5/15 1:09pm

he's obviously bigger, thats not the question. I have a hard time seeing that

Government Bailout

2/5/15 1:11pm

I can. The guy is twice as wide as Bronson.

kccougar

2/5/15 1:12pm

Except for his arms. Those are about 3 times.

southernfriedcougar

2/5/15 1:21pm

Have you EVER seen a 400 lb man with a flat stomach?

Blue Print

2/5/15 1:12pm

no i haven't...maybe Shaq at times, but Shaq has 6 inches on Mo

Government Bailout

2/5/15 1:14pm

Arizona CBers Assemble!!! Members in his area will have to shoot film of him

Mister P

2/5/15 1:15pm

I already feel sorry for the backboards

BYUBandfan

2/5/15 3:08pm

As long as you FEED him!

Zooropa

2/5/15 3:22pm

He doesn't look any bigger than "lunchroom" Sanders

Windward_Coug

2/5/15 1:16pm

Have him stand next to a 200 lb DB and see if you can picture double.

southernfriedcougar

2/5/15 1:16pm

who is in these pictures with him?

VenetianCougar

2/5/15 1:59pm

Bronson Kaufusi who is 6'7" 265, then Bronco and Steve Kaufusi in the other

Government Bailout

2/5/15 2:02pm

Thanks!

VenetianCougar

2/5/15 2:20pm

No, they're lying.

lightmann

2/5/15 3:19pm

polys are almost always heavier than we look

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