Okay, so my recent online order from Honey Baked Ham just arrived. I was expecting two boxes. I received eight. Wowzers! Delicacies of every gourmet kind started dancing around on the island in my kitchen. We stuffed the freezer but alas, there was still food to spare. So now the entire neighborhood is enjoying the largess. Thanks, Honey Baked Ham!

P.S. The kind folks at HoneyBakedHam told me to keep the stuff I didn't order. They even identified one item that I had ordered and they had failed to deliver. So that's being reshipped. Pennies from Heaven.

Burp!

Sorry, TNT. I would have slipped you a ham bone and a package of broccoli cheese casserole but I don't know where your cardboard box is. However, I still have a lot of dry ice if you need some for Christmas presents.