1. The game is only happening in a mindverse struggle that mikdabone and I are privy to - and I have way better ninja mind skills, and also I don't drink so I'll be in better shape
2. I'm starting the 1980 version of McMahon backed up by the 1983 version of Young backed up by the 1990 version of Detmer, Sikahema (circa 1984) returning kicks, Staley (2001) and Jenkins (1996) in the backfield, OL of Oates (80), Elewonibi (90), Tait (96), Reynolds (2008), Jackson (2002), AC (2008) at WR with Koz (1984), Pitta and Mili and Lewis sharing reps at TE.
3. I've got Lavell at HC, Bronco at DC, Holmgren at OC, Chow just coaching up receivers and Roger French launching a verbal yewtstorm at the refs if they get out of line, which they won't because
4. The refs, BTW, are all Mormon
5. Our guys are going to town on Essential Oils pre-game in the locker room and no way the Dogs are ready to go up against angry dudes lathered up in Frankincense