Hide Yo Kids,
Hide Yo Wife.
At 11pm Tonight we break the back of the mighty Bison. 60 Minutes of the entire cougar nation voting. No posting, No peaking at Silents pages. We even meekly lobby the great El Jefe to manage the interface of CB to drive votes during this most critical hour of our existence. We seek to prove to the world they can't jimmer a poll against the group who invented the Jimmer.
Adjust your Pandora Accordingly. Recruit your friends and family like no other MLM you've been involved in. Get some solid warm up votes from now until then. But remember that all you do from now until 11pm MST is simply a warm up for the fury from the gates of hades we unleash tonight. It is our destiny. It is why all of this exists. It is CougarBoard. We will storm the castle. We will take no prisoners. We will shut down the internet. Tonight, we drink the blood of the Bison.
Come Saturday morning your life will be defined by two moments. The time before Operation Bison Hunt II and the time after it. Kiss your wife farewell. Tuck your children into bed. As come 11pm, Operation Bison Hunt II is a go, go, go.
T minus 15 Hours 30 Minutes.