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Dec 6, 2012
2:12:30pm

Buton777

I, too, have an embarrassing naked and fat experience.

But I would never, ever share it on CougarBoard. Great story, by the way.

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Buton777

New username: DB Cooper
Bio page: Buton777
Joined: Jun 27, 2007
Last login: Jan 30, 2015
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Humiliation is a dish best served naked. And at the temple.

Ashtrash

12/6/12 2:00pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

12/6/12 2:04pm

I think you'll probably win POTD too. That was awesome and terrible

KingDave

12/6/12 2:06pm

RE: I think you'll probably win POTD too. That was awesome and terrible

85fan

12/6/12 3:00pm

RE: I think you'll probably win POTD too. That was awesome and terrible

85fan

12/6/12 3:03pm

haha... favorited. :)

BW84

12/6/12 2:08pm

Instant classic!

El Jefe

12/6/12 2:08pm

I'd apologize for the orange font (man, that's annoying en masse)....

Ashtrash

12/6/12 2:08pm

OFDR

bdoggy

12/6/12 2:13pm

Orange font? The baptismal font in the temple was orange? Oh, you mean

Zenoch

12/6/12 2:21pm

ooohhh myyyyy goshhh

12/6/12 2:09pm

That's beautiful

DapperDan

12/6/12 2:09pm

Im crying right now

kkf

12/6/12 2:10pm

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tassell

12/6/12 2:10pm

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tassell

12/6/12 2:16pm

Hahahahaha that actually makes me feel better!

Ashtrash

12/6/12 5:42pm

Wow. That is definitely an embarrassing story. I never have one when that

Coach's Dad

12/6/12 2:11pm

Oh, I've got loads....how much time do you have?

Ashtrash

12/6/12 2:14pm

I did just realize that all ducks are wearing dog masks

yfootball

12/6/12 2:19pm

You're welcome.

Ashtrash

12/6/12 11:34pm

Yeah my most embarrassing moments are not having an embarrassing moment

Coach's Dad

12/6/12 2:25pm

I, too, have an embarrassing naked and fat experience.

Buton777

12/6/12 2:12pm

C'mon! we're all friends here. Except for those dirty yewts!

Mister P

12/6/12 2:19pm

Let's take a poll to see if people want to hear about chubby, naked Buton.

Buton777

12/6/12 2:20pm

Here you go.

Mister P

12/6/12 2:23pm

what's this button you speak of?

BlueFreak

12/6/12 2:31pm

I have an embarrassing naked story, but alas, I have never been fat.

12/6/12 2:25pm

RE: I, too, have an embarrassing naked and fat experience.

85fan

12/6/12 3:04pm

One of the funniest things I've ever read on CB.

newey-west

12/6/12 2:16pm

Um, this IS the original.

Ashtrash

12/6/12 8:37pm

Absolutely hilarious

newey-west

12/6/12 9:55pm

Haha. Going to the Temple with Ashtrash must be an adventure.

12/6/12 2:26pm

Pure Awesomeness

thaws

12/6/12 2:33pm

that was you!?

Smurf Yeahh

12/6/12 2:34pm

Sounds like one of my naked in public nightmares.

Shadow

12/6/12 2:35pm

That's what I thought too. I used to have nightmares like this in jr high

Slim

12/6/12 2:36pm

Good ole phobic insecurities.

Shadow

12/6/12 2:45pm

i never wear clothes in my dreams

Smurf Yeahh

12/6/12 2:48pm

RE: i never wear clothes in my dreams

85fan

12/6/12 3:05pm

Well, if you're in his dreams, you have bigger problems

CougarW8

12/6/12 11:37pm

Instant classic. I'm wheezing right now.

12/6/12 2:44pm

Reverse?

Ovaltine Jenkins

12/6/12 2:52pm

Funny how a 12 year old perceives things.

Blue Ghost

12/6/12 2:58pm

exactly what I thought as I read

kgsspot05

12/6/12 11:16pm

What still astounds me to this day....

Ashtrash

12/8/12 3:22am

RE: Humiliation is a dish best served naked. And at the temple.

BigTex

12/6/12 3:03pm

Tears. I'm in tears! Manly, laughing tears!

RexKwanDan

12/6/12 4:53pm

Nice...heh!

Magic8Ball

12/6/12 5:25pm

Fatty McButterpants. Someone needs to snatch that up as a CB name, quick.

BellicoseButcher

12/6/12 5:56pm

RE: Fatty McButterpants. Someone needs to snatch that up as a CB name, quick.

85fan

12/6/12 6:21pm

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Abe Froman

12/6/12 7:35pm

if this is true...

12/6/12 7:37pm

Are you saying you don't believe she's being truthful?

BW84

12/6/12 7:45pm

Sadly, this is 100% true and totally unembellished.

Ashtrash

12/6/12 8:33pm

I do wish I would've had the audacity to smile and wave at the boys as I walked

Ashtrash

12/6/12 8:36pm

That was the most mortifying and funny thing I've ever heard

DapperDave

12/6/12 7:50pm

That is great.

12/6/12 8:09pm

POTY

The Grouch

12/6/12 9:39pm

haha! nice name change for the OP!

DakotaCoug

12/6/12 9:43pm

lol, that's great

DapperDan

12/6/12 9:45pm

OMG'sh, that's hilarious!!! Wow! Kudos to you for sharing that, Ash! Takesguts

AntiSNOT

12/6/12 10:43pm

awesome.

12/6/12 11:23pm

LOL. classic.

sheriffcreg

12/7/12 11:26am

Brilliant!

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