If you have carpet then they’ll get cleaned off pretty quickly

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Dec 19, 2024
6:54:35pm

Odysseus All-American

If you have carpet then they’ll get cleaned off pretty quickly

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Odysseus

Previous username: THUNDERDOME69
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Joined: Oct 28, 2014
Last login: Dec 20, 2024
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Stepped on a steamy pile of dog poop in my slippers at dark. Smeared on the side

conetah

Dec 19, 5:55pm

Take soap and a fire house pressure to it.

SoValleyCOUG

Dec 19, 5:57pm

just use toilet paper to wipe it off - Bidet Deniers

franklyvulgar

Dec 19, 6:00pm

Yup, use a drinking fountain and spritz it.

Spine

Dec 19, 8:12pm

Depends. Do they still smell like your feet? If so, just chuck them. If that

foofcoug

Dec 19, 6:05pm

We had a 6’9 missionary slip on a dog turd, went down with a broken leg.

SpanishFork12

Dec 19, 6:05pm

Bro throw those away

Dec 19, 6:21pm

Tell your family you need new slippers as a last minute gift.

Soupie

Dec 19, 6:33pm

If you have carpet then they’ll get cleaned off pretty quickly

Odysseus

Dec 19, 6:54pm

Okay this thread is more entertaining than I expected.

conetah

Dec 19, 9:48pm

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