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Oct 18, 2024
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enigomo
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But naming her kid Furious Monkey Franklin may be a bit weird.....
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Midnight texts from my daughter
Franklin
2:49am
I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
Q-grr
3:59am
RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
Courtimedes
5:53am
RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
greatbam
10:19am
Yah that's a great idea! I'd love to set her up with my SIL.
ImuaKahuku
10:34am
I read SIL as son in law, and was really confused.
Blusox
12:03pm
you are right. That's the joke 😉
ImuaKahuku
12:29pm
That would be one way to make the first child naming thing more likely to happen
BYUFam1
6:05am
Seriously though I'd love to arrange a blind date with her and my step son
BYUFam1
6:07am
RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
ldssdl
7:06am
I read that to my wife and she said
mtnbiker
8:34am
Some guys are legs men, others like eyes...But nothing is more attractive...
Frieda's Boss
11:45am
Y’all crazy. I could never set my son up on a blind date without knowing
birds
12:23pm
Valid. I fear “Last Kingdom” has set up unrealistic expectations for how Nordic Witches look. But it also gives CL his
mvtoro
12:35pm
Except when I was in high school/college my idea of “cute” and my parents’
thirdgencoug
12:46pm
Why? My son's done 10000 things worse to me than setting him up with
fattycoug
1:18pm
Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends
snowbird
4:11am
RE: Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends
Mister P
4:39am
CougarFriendsWithBenefits.com
Clark Addison
6:21am
Where's Urban Meyer?
IronPotato
7:33am
Urban Meyer is not a cougarfriend.
TailgateU
9:51am
But he does like Cougars with benefits...
IronPotato
12:08pm
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Crowgar
7:18am
Teach them well and let them lead the way
HugoStiglitz
4:25am
RE: Teach them well and let them lead the way
carcoug
5:46am
Funny Story: Our BYU intramural team was called Seshel Chocolate. Snuck it thru.
mcnasty
11:26am
yeah, that is awesome
WhoisJohnGalt
5:50am
Venmo or a gofundme, I’ve got $20 to throw in for a gem like that!
Kevin Arnold
6:10am
Same
Bryceo19
6:13am
Me too.
kccougar
6:25am
Same. That gave me a great laugh during a moment of frustration holding a crying baby in my arms this morning. 😅
RootieBoy
6:32am
I’m in
JrodinDC
6:55am
I'll help
Gunga Galunga
7:02am
You guys are amazing. She got a ticket from Furious Monkey, but thx anyway!
Franklin
11:19am
You sir have raised your child right and I’m proud of you
gww687
6:45am
Cougarfriends? Is that kind of like Superfriends? We _are_ kind of a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen around here!
Yllage Vidiot
6:55am
“Scream like a Nordic witch in labor…” LOL
Yucatan
6:57am
All time CB post. Well done, sir.
Ferb
7:00am
My name is Gosamore and I have a ticket for your daughter.
GMGlenn
7:20am
Single ticket on StubHub $40. Be a good dad buy your daughter a ticket and your
Transferportal
7:24am
Yeah but what if his name is Mortimer and the grandchild is a girl?
osbooks
8:30am
This is a classic.
acadian8
8:04am
Ha that actually would be perfect. I truly hope I see “Nordic Witch” on CB now.
NonmormonYfan89
9:54am
That would be a great boardname.
Squeegee
12:53pm
"if you can." That was good.
byujdmba
8:04am
Followed by … “Don’t try to come up with something funny.” You know there’s
BlueDiver
8:10am
So now, “CFP” means both College Football Playoff and CougarFriends People?
BlueDiver
8:17am
It does now.
Ripliancum
8:35am
My name is Furious Monkey and I can give her CougarLucas's family ticket
FuriousMonkey
8:58am
But naming her kid Furious Monkey Franklin may be a bit weird.....
enigomo
9:01am
He would make an awesome linebacker...or she could take advantage of a loophole
FuriousMonkey
9:06am
I vote for naming him FuriousMonkey. If they live in Utah though,
thirdgencoug
1:05pm
Is “…since he is in the Rock with a 1”commentary on the relative attractiveness of CougarLucas’ current girlfriend?
mvtoro
10:36am
LOL, no, the "1" refers to his order for where he gets to sit in the rock.
FuriousMonkey
10:57am
hahahaha no, I am completely free and single right now haha
CougarLucas
11:45am
Well I know where you can show up with a cougartail (that’s just a little too big to eat all by yourself) at halftime.
mvtoro
11:50am
He is a poor student, I'll have to buy the Cougartail
FuriousMonkey
11:52am
This time he’s going to need to come to you. For obvious reasons.
mvtoro
11:53am
Any plans on meeting up with the Nordic Witch?
enigomo
11:50am
hmmmmmm as of right now no, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea
CougarLucas
1:19pm
Same...daughter was so disappointed. She's a bit sick and still wants to go.
vabeachcoug
9:07am
I definitely want all students to be able to go, but it may be better to have to
TailgateU
9:53am
Colonel Mustard would be a weird first and middle name. Let’s do it
ColonelMustard
9:58am
So, did she get a ticket?
TeeKaa
10:03am
Not yet, but still a few hours yet.
Franklin
10:13am
A few of us posted above we would be willing to throw in a few bucks via Venmo for her to purchase one. Feel free to
RootieBoy
10:25am
Or a ticket from Furious Monkey or Colonel Mustard. If she wants to sit in the
TeeKaa
10:30am
I think he should go with FM. I don’t have anyone to set her up with 😂
ColonelMustard
12:09pm
Update: she’s in!
Franklin
11:18am
Yeah, she’s planning on a mission… until she meets CougarLucas at halftime. Furious Monkey’s plans are all falling into
mvtoro
11:43am
So pleased I got CL’s POTD for this. Looks like he’s on board. Franklin, might as well add him and FM to your FO. You
mvtoro
11:53am
Wait, did CougarLucas actually get a date out of this!
Zoobieman
12:07pm
(🤷🏼♂️Don’t know. I’m just trying to use CB-post-inception to get him to make a play. 🤫 Let him cook.)
mvtoro
12:17pm
Make it so.....this needs to be at least a "meet at halftime date" with some
Thrill
12:29pm
Have her make a sign that says "Nordic Witch"
osbooks
12:20pm
Better not be a Ute undercover...😬
IronPotato
12:17pm
Her first message was great, but her second one gets my POTD!
Tricky
1:14pm
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