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Oct 18, 2024
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Q-grr
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I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
She's going to make some CBer a real proud FiL.
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Midnight texts from my daughter
Franklin
Oct 18, 2:49am
I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
Q-grr
Oct 18, 3:59am
RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
Courtimedes
Oct 18, 5:53am
RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
greatbam
Oct 18, 10:19am
Yah that's a great idea! I'd love to set her up with my SIL.
ImuaKahuku
Oct 18, 10:34am
I read SIL as son in law, and was really confused.
Blusox
Oct 18, 12:03pm
you are right. That's the joke 😉
ImuaKahuku
Oct 18, 12:29pm
ummm, is the son in law already married?
nybyblue
Oct 18, 1:57pm
Yeah, to my daughter.
ImuaKahuku
Oct 18, 5:12pm
That would be one way to make the first child naming thing more likely to happen
BYUFam1
Oct 18, 6:05am
Seriously though I'd love to arrange a blind date with her and my step son
BYUFam1
Oct 18, 6:07am
RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.
ldssdl
Oct 18, 7:06am
I read that to my wife and she said
mtnbiker
Oct 18, 8:34am
Some guys are legs men, others like eyes...But nothing is more attractive...
Frieda's Boss
Oct 18, 11:45am
Y’all crazy. I could never set my son up on a blind date without knowing
birds
Oct 18, 12:23pm
Valid. I fear “Last Kingdom” has set up unrealistic expectations for how Nordic Witches look. But it also gives CL his
mvtoro
Oct 18, 12:35pm
Except when I was in high school/college my idea of “cute” and my parents’
thirdgencoug
Oct 18, 12:46pm
Why? My son's done 10000 things worse to me than setting him up with
fattycoug
Oct 18, 1:18pm
We know she's not boring. She plans to scream like a Nordic witch in labor to
TailgateU
Oct 18, 5:07pm
It's a blind date. What's the problem?
russkiejedi
Oct 18, 2:09pm
Get your priorities straight.
TailgateU
Oct 18, 7:02pm
Don't do it! She'll ditch him and go find her friends as soon as she gets in
crablegs
Oct 18, 7:00pm
Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends
snowbird
Oct 18, 4:11am
RE: Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends
Mister P
Oct 18, 4:39am
CougarFriendsWithBenefits.com
Clark Addison
Oct 18, 6:21am
Where's Urban Meyer?
IronPotato
Oct 18, 7:33am
Urban Meyer is not a cougarfriend.
TailgateU
Oct 18, 9:51am
But he does like Cougars with benefits...
IronPotato
Oct 18, 12:08pm
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Crowgar
Oct 18, 7:18am
I like the name CougarFriends but it sounds like a bingo club
Cougrrrs Roll
Oct 19, 11:40am
Teach them well and let them lead the way
HugoStiglitz
Oct 18, 4:25am
RE: Teach them well and let them lead the way
carcoug
Oct 18, 5:46am
Funny Story: Our BYU intramural team was called Seshel Chocolate. Snuck it thru.
mcnasty
Oct 18, 11:26am
yeah, that is awesome
WhoisJohnGalt
Oct 18, 5:50am
Venmo or a gofundme, I’ve got $20 to throw in for a gem like that!
Kevin Arnold
Oct 18, 6:10am
Same
Bryceo19
Oct 18, 6:13am
Me too.
kccougar
Oct 18, 6:25am
Same. That gave me a great laugh during a moment of frustration holding a crying baby in my arms this morning. 😅
RootieBoy
Oct 18, 6:32am
I’m in
JrodinDC
Oct 18, 6:55am
I'll help
Gunga Galunga
Oct 18, 7:02am
You guys are amazing. She got a ticket from Furious Monkey, but thx anyway!
Franklin
Oct 18, 11:19am
Hope you’re excited for CougarLucas to marry into the family
ZacSeljaas'Stache
Oct 18, 4:03pm
You sir have raised your child right and I’m proud of you
gww687
Oct 18, 6:45am
Cougarfriends? Is that kind of like Superfriends? We _are_ kind of a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen around here!
Yllage Vidiot
Oct 18, 6:55am
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in Cargo Shorts
Les IsMore
Oct 18, 1:43pm
“Scream like a Nordic witch in labor…” LOL
Yucatan
Oct 18, 6:57am
All time CB post. Well done, sir.
Ferb
Oct 18, 7:00am
My name is Gosamore and I have a ticket for your daughter.
GMGlenn
Oct 18, 7:20am
Single ticket on StubHub $40. Be a good dad buy your daughter a ticket and your
Transferportal
Oct 18, 7:24am
Yeah but what if his name is Mortimer and the grandchild is a girl?
osbooks
Oct 18, 8:30am
This is a classic.
acadian8
Oct 18, 8:04am
Ha that actually would be perfect. I truly hope I see “Nordic Witch” on CB now.
NonmormonYfan89
Oct 18, 9:54am
That would be a great boardname.
Squeegee
Oct 18, 12:53pm
"if you can." That was good.
byujdmba
Oct 18, 8:04am
Followed by … “Don’t try to come up with something funny.” You know there’s
BlueDiver
Oct 18, 8:10am
So now, “CFP” means both College Football Playoff and CougarFriends People?
BlueDiver
Oct 18, 8:17am
It does now.
Ripliancum
Oct 18, 8:35am
My name is Furious Monkey and I can give her CougarLucas's family ticket
FuriousMonkey
Oct 18, 8:58am
But naming her kid Furious Monkey Franklin may be a bit weird.....
enigomo
Oct 18, 9:01am
He would make an awesome linebacker...or she could take advantage of a loophole
FuriousMonkey
Oct 18, 9:06am
I vote for naming him FuriousMonkey. If they live in Utah though,
thirdgencoug
Oct 18, 1:05pm
Furyusmunke
Les IsMore
Oct 18, 1:45pm
Right, something to differentiate from all the other FuriousMonkeys out there
byuinva
Oct 18, 6:37pm
Is “…since he is in the Rock with a 1”commentary on the relative attractiveness of CougarLucas’ current girlfriend?
mvtoro
Oct 18, 10:36am
LOL, no, the "1" refers to his order for where he gets to sit in the rock.
FuriousMonkey
Oct 18, 10:57am
hahahaha no, I am completely free and single right now haha
CougarLucas
Oct 18, 11:45am
Well I know where you can show up with a cougartail (that’s just a little too big to eat all by yourself) at halftime.
mvtoro
Oct 18, 11:50am
He is a poor student, I'll have to buy the Cougartail
FuriousMonkey
Oct 18, 11:52am
This time he’s going to need to come to you. For obvious reasons.
mvtoro
Oct 18, 11:53am
Any plans on meeting up with the Nordic Witch?
enigomo
Oct 18, 11:50am
hmmmmmm as of right now no, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea
CougarLucas
Oct 18, 1:19pm
😑Bro… it’s OK to hold off and led your dad text you a “go/no go” recommendation (no offense, Franklin), but we already
mvtoro
Oct 18, 3:19pm
We’d all be invited, right?
thirdgencoug
Oct 18, 5:10pm
RE: We’d all be invited, right?
mvtoro
Oct 18, 5:21pm
Invites for all the cougarfriends
SoBlueitHurts
Oct 19, 1:29am
RE: 😑Bro… it’s OK to hold off and led your dad text you a “go/no go” recommendation (no
mvtoro
Oct 19, 2:00am
Smart to have FuriousMonkey check out the Nordic Witch and the text CougarLucas
Roadrunner70
Oct 18, 3:05pm
This is one of the best sentences ever typed into cougarboard.
notaboy
Oct 18, 3:55pm
Way to have the priorities right of getting in the front
SoBlueitHurts
Oct 19, 1:28am
Same...daughter was so disappointed. She's a bit sick and still wants to go.
vabeachcoug
Oct 18, 9:07am
I definitely want all students to be able to go, but it may be better to have to
TailgateU
Oct 18, 9:53am
Colonel Mustard would be a weird first and middle name. Let’s do it
ColonelMustard
Oct 18, 9:58am
So, did she get a ticket?
TeeKaa
Oct 18, 10:03am
Not yet, but still a few hours yet.
Franklin
Oct 18, 10:13am
A few of us posted above we would be willing to throw in a few bucks via Venmo for her to purchase one. Feel free to
RootieBoy
Oct 18, 10:25am
Or a ticket from Furious Monkey or Colonel Mustard. If she wants to sit in the
TeeKaa
Oct 18, 10:30am
I think he should go with FM. I don’t have anyone to set her up with 😂
ColonelMustard
Oct 18, 12:09pm
Update: she’s in!
Franklin
Oct 18, 11:18am
Yeah, she’s planning on a mission… until she meets CougarLucas at halftime. Furious Monkey’s plans are all falling into
mvtoro
Oct 18, 11:43am
So pleased I got CL’s POTD for this. Looks like he’s on board. Franklin, might as well add him and FM to your FO. You
mvtoro
Oct 18, 11:53am
Wait, did CougarLucas actually get a date out of this!
Zoobieman
Oct 18, 12:07pm
(🤷🏼♂️Don’t know. I’m just trying to use CB-post-inception to get him to make a play. 🤫 Let him cook.)
mvtoro
Oct 18, 12:17pm
Make it so.....this needs to be at least a "meet at halftime date" with some
Thrill
Oct 18, 12:29pm
Have her make a sign that says "Nordic Witch"
osbooks
Oct 18, 12:20pm
Better not be a Ute undercover...😬
IronPotato
Oct 18, 12:17pm
Her first message was great, but her second one gets my POTD!
Tricky
Oct 18, 1:14pm
This. Having three daughters, that's what made me laugh the most.
Mozey
Oct 18, 2:10pm
My daughter has just started dating and she asks me for advice on what to text the guy. I give her 🔥🔥🔥 recs!!! And
mvtoro
Oct 18, 4:13pm
Last msg proves that your daughter knows you very well.
Les IsMore
Oct 18, 1:47pm
Only on CB do you see threads like this one
Cougrrrs Roll
Oct 18, 6:41pm
Is this a great site, or what?
thirdgencoug
Oct 18, 6:53pm
Get this girl to every game.
Zooropa
Oct 19, 12:16am
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