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Sep 14, 2023
1:58:11pm

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Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless

squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders. You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher." This is going to be sweet.

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Skeptical Optimist

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Time

What could these piles of dirt be in my lawn? Voles? Ants?

rojo fire Playmaker

9/14/23 1:42pm

Gophers. I had them in SoCal the last two years. Hate those punks.

9/14/23 1:43pm

I picked up some of these. You need to find a fresh mound and put it right in

9/14/23 1:44pm

Read with interest the answers to the question (in the Q&A): how do you get the gopher out of the trap after you trap it

hamaca

9/14/23 2:47pm

When I use my gopher trap (with metal spikes) I attach a line to the trap.

85fan

9/14/23 9:48pm

RE: Gophers. I had them in SoCal the last two years. Hate those punks.

barnacle

9/14/23 1:44pm

This. If you don't want to get your hands dirty/waste time, then use a hose to

Penske Material

9/14/23 1:47pm

Never heard of using a hose. Good to know.

BleedCougarBlue2

9/14/23 1:57pm

Agreed: gophers. And kill them quick or you'll have an underground freeway in

BleedCougarBlue2

9/14/23 1:56pm

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materialized

9/14/23 1:44pm

RE: Find the actual hole and throw some m80's down there!

WJCougar

9/14/23 1:44pm

RE: Find the actual hole and throw some m80's down there!

CrashMcLarson

9/14/23 1:49pm

Holy Moley

Mikey

9/14/23 1:52pm

haha my favorite part is him looking around the corner to see if anyone noticed

CrashMcLarson

9/14/23 1:53pm

Haha!, he's a YT star now. You gotta know his friends will never, ever let him

BleedCougarBlue2

9/14/23 2:00pm

He might be checking if there is anyone with sod available…

ochobeeguy

9/14/23 2:11pm

He should definitely do this and take a video.

ochobeeguy

9/14/23 2:08pm

put your garden hose down it and let it run for a couple of hours

BYU Grounds

9/15/23 11:16am

RE: What could these piles of dirt be in my lawn? Voles? Ants?

WJCougar

9/14/23 1:44pm

In my neck of the woods, those are moles, but they could be gophers. Gophers

Acorn

9/14/23 1:51pm

Pocket Gophers (edit: forgot to add link)

CougarTail

9/14/23 1:53pm

To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And

Skeptical Optimist

9/14/23 1:54pm

You're a disgrace. You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food

Skeptical Optimist

9/14/23 1:56pm

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to

Skeptical Optimist

9/14/23 1:56pm

I have to laugh because I've often asked myself my foe, my enemy, is an animal.

Skeptical Optimist

9/14/23 1:57pm

Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless

Skeptical Optimist

9/14/23 1:58pm

Herriman?

BYUNITED

9/14/23 1:55pm

Milcreek-ish area

rojo fire

9/14/23 2:56pm

Pocket gophers

9/14/23 1:56pm

Have you seen the move Tremors?

Benfica1

9/14/23 2:01pm

So all I need is homemade pipe bombs and a cliff, noted.

rojo fire

9/14/23 3:00pm

Not voles. They make little maze trails on the surface

ochobeeguy

9/14/23 2:05pm

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