Or, in my case, people who have no choice but to go along with crazy people in order to keep the peace.

I was recently forced to spend a week in Disney World (Magic Kingdom/Hollywood Studios/Epcot/Animal Kingdom, etc.). Naturally, my wife had to stay at one of the premium Disney resorts, too. For what we paid for 6 days in what is for me the inner circle of Hades, we could have spent nearly a month touring Eastern Europe, or an entire summer in Southeast Asia.

I will never do it again. Disney is the biggest scam on this planet. I’m convinced it also attracts the mentally ill. Where else on earth are you going to see grown men wearing creepy stuffed animals on their shoulders, and wielding toy light sabres that probably cost them more than their monthly car payment? And where else will you see literally thousands of grown women (many of them profoundly overweight) dressed like slutty versions of cartoon animals?

Seriously…Disney is the creepiest, cultiest, most expensive place that has ever existed.