So people are always saying that bidets are great, but how do you get dry after using one?

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Apr 23, 2018
2:01:15pm

Superkid How bizarre

So people are always saying that bidets are great, but how do you get dry after using one?

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Superkid

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Why do we wet wipe babies but adults dry wipe? It's pretty gross and barbaric

Iman23

4/23/18 1:53pm

Babies don't have hairy butts and you throw the wipe away with the diaper.

Superkid

4/23/18 1:55pm

Speak for yourself, not all of us have hairy butts 😛

ByuImaginesDragons

4/23/18 6:53pm

How do you know that?

OneUpper

4/23/18 7:04pm

I’m pretty sure I know if I have a hairy butt or not. I shower and wipe ya know.

ByuImaginesDragons

4/23/18 7:25pm

That’s what everyone with a hairy butt claims

CDV

4/23/18 8:55pm

I’m a woman we don’t usually have hairy butts 😛

ByuImaginesDragons

4/23/18 11:57pm

Hmmm. I’ve heard it both ways.

CDV

4/24/18 6:22am

Well I’m betting some women do! Some women grow mustaches too. I just know mine

ByuImaginesDragons

4/25/18 9:22pm

How much do baby wipes cost compared to toilet paper?

Indy Coug

4/23/18 1:55pm

You don't use wet wipes for yourself? Weird!!!

ReggaeCoug

4/23/18 1:58pm

I carry my portable bidet everywhere i go.

El Fuego

4/23/18 2:44pm

Well as an adult I don’t generally sit in my poop until someone remedies the

Tare

4/23/18 1:58pm

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Cretin

4/23/18 1:59pm

Hey, nobodies perfect.

Tare

4/23/18 2:01pm

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Cretin

4/23/18 2:14pm

^^^consumes appropriate levels of fiber^^^

Tare

4/23/18 2:23pm

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Cretin

4/23/18 2:25pm

Tagged for Dillinger

AndyDwyer

4/23/18 2:06pm

So people are always saying that bidets are great, but how do you get dry after using one?

Superkid

4/23/18 2:01pm

RE: So people are always saying that bidets are great, but how do you get dry

Tare

4/23/18 2:03pm

Many bidets have blowers that will dry you off.

OneUpper

4/23/18 2:03pm

I bet they dry as well as a rest stop hand dryer.

Superkid

4/23/18 2:04pm

You don't even need the blower on a bidet. Clean yourself off and use two squares of 2-ply ultra-soft Charmin

Bert609

4/23/18 2:10pm

Wet Charmin? That's a sounds like a good way to have Klingons orbiting Uranus.

4/23/18 2:37pm

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ByuImaginesDragons

4/23/18 6:54pm

That's always been my question too.

IdahoCoug

4/23/18 2:04pm

I had the same question before I bought a bidet. Pat dry with TP.

supertux

4/23/18 2:04pm

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Cretin

4/23/18 2:17pm

That's what you use the dry paper for.

VACOUGFAN

4/23/18 7:01pm

What's a Japanese toilet? I'm scared to google it.

SoCalCoug

4/23/18 2:09pm

Here

Indy Coug

4/23/18 2:12pm

Ewwwwww! 😂😂😂😂

ByuImaginesDragons

4/23/18 6:55pm

Think programmable, multi function bidet incorporated into a toilet

Tare

4/23/18 2:16pm

Sounds sinful.

OneUpper

4/23/18 2:17pm

It’s divine

Tare

4/23/18 2:25pm

Some of them are basically a hole in the ground you squat over

ByuImaginesDragons

4/23/18 6:57pm

I use a bidet at home, flushable wipes at work/away.

byujacob

4/23/18 2:10pm

How do you keep these wipes on your person?

4/23/18 2:11pm

Bring a container to work. Slip one in your pocket before you head to the john

4/23/18 2:19pm

Put in the same bag I keep my laptop and chargers.

byujacob

4/23/18 2:31pm

There's no such thing as flushable wipes.

tarzan15

4/26/18 11:22am

I always use wet wipes. And even though I try to wait till I get home, I even have some at work just in case.

sgriff

4/23/18 2:19pm

Preach brother!

TheLoneCougar

4/23/18 2:24pm

A learned a long time ago to NEVER take personal hygiene advice from the French.

UberDeek

4/23/18 2:28pm

we also shower much more than we need to. Overall, we're a pretty clean

runnincoug

4/23/18 2:37pm

My youngest son refuses to crap anywhere but on the master toilet

panguitch

4/23/18 2:59pm

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