Pallbearers will affix Allen wrenches to their lapels

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Jan 29, 2018
7:20:57am

JackStack All-American

Pallbearers will affix Allen wrenches to their lapels

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JackStack

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Author

Time

IKEA founder dies...worth $56 billion

Iman23

1/29/18 7:02am

It's gonna take a half day to assemble the casket

Skeptical Optimist

1/29/18 7:12am

too soon

HighHorse

1/29/18 7:17am

Perfect timing

1/29/18 7:19am

My question, would the casket last long enough to get to it's final resting place?

HighHorse

1/29/18 7:21am

You guys are ruthless...funny, but ruthless

Frank Castiglione

1/29/18 7:22am

Pallbearers will affix Allen wrenches to their lapels

JackStack

1/29/18 7:20am

Can't get enough allen wrenches!

TailgateU

1/29/18 7:55am

And even when complete there will be a piece left over and everyone will wonder

supertux

1/29/18 7:24am

His suit will be made by Norsk

Bob Vance

1/29/18 7:28am

*Köffin

Cougarrr

1/29/18 7:38am

Good thing Chinese translators are readily available

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/29/18 7:54am

You know what they say

1/29/18 7:17am

Thems aren't swedish letters and words!

LiveCoug

1/29/18 7:31am

RE: Thems aren't swedish letters and words!

Skeptical Optimist

1/29/18 7:50am

I don't get it and google translate doesn't either...

RoyalCoug99

1/29/18 8:36pm

He's not worth anything now...

boogers

1/29/18 7:54am

not so fast my friend, Doctrine and covenants 18:10

1/29/18 7:58am

He probably learned a lot while amassing that wealth.

TailgateU

1/29/18 8:11am

after assembling a desk I remember saying, "there is a special place in[Heck]

1/29/18 8:16am

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