But you're a Mormon.
Yeah, I proudly am. But I also fully know that I'm a Porter Rockwell/Jay Golden Kimble kind of Mormon.
"I'll gore the hell out of you" (quoting Jay Golden Kimble) kind of Mormon.
But you need me to help you move, bring you a meal, or just need moral support, I'm your guy.
I sin, I wake up, and I try a little harder kind of Mormon.