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Oct 18, 2024
7:02:11pm

TailgateU All-American

She's not going to be your wife, so you might as well try for a DIL that bleeds blue.

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TailgateU

Bio page: TailgateU
Joined: Aug 16, 2017
Last login: Oct 18, 2024
Total posts: 11,238 (6 FO)

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Author

Time

Midnight texts from my daughter

Franklin

2:49am

I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

Q-grr

3:59am

RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

Courtimedes

5:53am

RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

greatbam

10:19am

Yah that's a great idea! I'd love to set her up with my SIL.

ImuaKahuku

10:34am

I read SIL as son in law, and was really confused.

Blusox

12:03pm

you are right. That's the joke 😉

ImuaKahuku

12:29pm

ummm, is the son in law already married?

nybyblue

1:57pm

Yeah, to my daughter.

ImuaKahuku

5:12pm

That would be one way to make the first child naming thing more likely to happen

BYUFam1

6:05am

Seriously though I'd love to arrange a blind date with her and my step son

BYUFam1

6:07am

RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

ldssdl

7:06am

I read that to my wife and she said

mtnbiker

8:34am

Some guys are legs men, others like eyes...But nothing is more attractive...

Frieda's Boss

11:45am

Y’all crazy. I could never set my son up on a blind date without knowing

birds

12:23pm

Valid. I fear “Last Kingdom” has set up unrealistic expectations for how Nordic Witches look. But it also gives CL his

mvtoro

12:35pm

Except when I was in high school/college my idea of “cute” and my parents’

thirdgencoug

12:46pm

Why? My son's done 10000 things worse to me than setting him up with

fattycoug

1:18pm

We know she's not boring. She plans to scream like a Nordic witch in labor to

TailgateU

5:07pm

It's a blind date. What's the problem?

russkiejedi

2:09pm

Get your priorities straight.

TailgateU

7:02pm

Don't do it! She'll ditch him and go find her friends as soon as she gets in

crablegs

7:00pm

Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends

snowbird

4:11am

RE: Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends

Mister P

4:39am

CougarFriendsWithBenefits.com

Clark Addison

6:21am

Where's Urban Meyer?

IronPotato

7:33am

Urban Meyer is not a cougarfriend.

TailgateU

9:51am

But he does like Cougars with benefits...

IronPotato

12:08pm

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Crowgar

7:18am

Teach them well and let them lead the way

HugoStiglitz

4:25am

RE: Teach them well and let them lead the way

carcoug

5:46am

Funny Story: Our BYU intramural team was called Seshel Chocolate. Snuck it thru.

mcnasty

11:26am

yeah, that is awesome

WhoisJohnGalt

5:50am

Venmo or a gofundme, I’ve got $20 to throw in for a gem like that!

Kevin Arnold

6:10am

Same

Bryceo19

6:13am

Me too.

kccougar

6:25am

Same. That gave me a great laugh during a moment of frustration holding a crying baby in my arms this morning. 😅

RootieBoy

6:32am

I’m in

JrodinDC

6:55am

I'll help

Gunga Galunga

7:02am

You guys are amazing. She got a ticket from Furious Monkey, but thx anyway!

Franklin

11:19am

Hope you’re excited for CougarLucas to marry into the family

ZacSeljaas'Stache

4:03pm

You sir have raised your child right and I’m proud of you

gww687

6:45am

Cougarfriends? Is that kind of like Superfriends? We _are_ kind of a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen around here!

Yllage Vidiot

6:55am

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in Cargo Shorts

Les IsMore

1:43pm

“Scream like a Nordic witch in labor…” LOL

Yucatan

6:57am

All time CB post. Well done, sir.

Ferb

7:00am

My name is Gosamore and I have a ticket for your daughter.

GMGlenn

7:20am

Single ticket on StubHub $40. Be a good dad buy your daughter a ticket and your

Transferportal

7:24am

Yeah but what if his name is Mortimer and the grandchild is a girl?

osbooks

8:30am

This is a classic.

acadian8

8:04am

Ha that actually would be perfect. I truly hope I see “Nordic Witch” on CB now.

NonmormonYfan89

9:54am

That would be a great boardname.

Squeegee

12:53pm

"if you can." That was good.

byujdmba

8:04am

Followed by … “Don’t try to come up with something funny.” You know there’s

BlueDiver

8:10am

So now, “CFP” means both College Football Playoff and CougarFriends People?

BlueDiver

8:17am

It does now.

Ripliancum

8:35am

My name is Furious Monkey and I can give her CougarLucas's family ticket

FuriousMonkey

8:58am

But naming her kid Furious Monkey Franklin may be a bit weird.....

enigomo

9:01am

He would make an awesome linebacker...or she could take advantage of a loophole

FuriousMonkey

9:06am

I vote for naming him FuriousMonkey. If they live in Utah though,

thirdgencoug

1:05pm

Furyusmunke

Les IsMore

1:45pm

Right, something to differentiate from all the other FuriousMonkeys out there

byuinva

6:37pm

Is “…since he is in the Rock with a 1”commentary on the relative attractiveness of CougarLucas’ current girlfriend?

mvtoro

10:36am

LOL, no, the "1" refers to his order for where he gets to sit in the rock.

FuriousMonkey

10:57am

hahahaha no, I am completely free and single right now haha

CougarLucas

11:45am

Well I know where you can show up with a cougartail (that’s just a little too big to eat all by yourself) at halftime.

mvtoro

11:50am

He is a poor student, I'll have to buy the Cougartail

FuriousMonkey

11:52am

This time he’s going to need to come to you. For obvious reasons.

mvtoro

11:53am

Any plans on meeting up with the Nordic Witch?

enigomo

11:50am

hmmmmmm as of right now no, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea

CougarLucas

1:19pm

😑Bro… it’s OK to hold off and led your dad text you a “go/no go” recommendation (no offense, Franklin), but we already

mvtoro

3:19pm

We’d all be invited, right?

thirdgencoug

5:10pm

RE: We’d all be invited, right?

mvtoro

5:21pm

Smart to have FuriousMonkey check out the Nordic Witch and the text CougarLucas

Roadrunner70

3:05pm

This is one of the best sentences ever typed into cougarboard.

notaboy

3:55pm

Same...daughter was so disappointed. She's a bit sick and still wants to go.

vabeachcoug

9:07am

I definitely want all students to be able to go, but it may be better to have to

TailgateU

9:53am

Colonel Mustard would be a weird first and middle name. Let’s do it

ColonelMustard

9:58am

So, did she get a ticket?

TeeKaa

10:03am

Not yet, but still a few hours yet.

Franklin

10:13am

A few of us posted above we would be willing to throw in a few bucks via Venmo for her to purchase one. Feel free to

RootieBoy

10:25am

Or a ticket from Furious Monkey or Colonel Mustard. If she wants to sit in the

TeeKaa

10:30am

I think he should go with FM. I don’t have anyone to set her up with 😂

ColonelMustard

12:09pm

Update: she’s in!

Franklin

11:18am

Yeah, she’s planning on a mission… until she meets CougarLucas at halftime. Furious Monkey’s plans are all falling into

mvtoro

11:43am

So pleased I got CL’s POTD for this. Looks like he’s on board. Franklin, might as well add him and FM to your FO. You

mvtoro

11:53am

Wait, did CougarLucas actually get a date out of this!

Zoobieman

12:07pm

(🤷🏼‍♂️Don’t know. I’m just trying to use CB-post-inception to get him to make a play. 🤫 Let him cook.)

mvtoro

12:17pm

Make it so.....this needs to be at least a "meet at halftime date" with some

Thrill

12:29pm

Have her make a sign that says "Nordic Witch"

osbooks

12:20pm

Better not be a Ute undercover...😬

IronPotato

12:17pm

Her first message was great, but her second one gets my POTD!

Tricky

1:14pm

This. Having three daughters, that's what made me laugh the most.

Mozey

2:10pm

My daughter has just started dating and she asks me for advice on what to text the guy. I give her 🔥🔥🔥 recs!!! And

mvtoro

4:13pm

Last msg proves that your daughter knows you very well.

Les IsMore

1:47pm

Only on CB do you see threads like this one

Cougrrrs Roll

6:41pm

Is this a great site, or what?

thirdgencoug

6:53pm

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