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Oct 18, 2024
4:13:17pm

mvtoro Scrub

My daughter has just started dating and she asks me for advice on what to text the guy. I give her 🔥🔥🔥 recs!!! And

then she laughs and tells me “I can’t! That’s cringe!” and sends back something vanilla instead.

But she keeps asking… so you know she’s curious to understand just how her dad pulled her HCBM.

Fortune favors the bold 🤷🏼‍♂️ and funny.

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mvtoro

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Last login: Oct 18, 2024
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Author

Time

Midnight texts from my daughter

Franklin

2:49am

I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

Q-grr

3:59am

RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

Courtimedes

5:53am

RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

greatbam

10:19am

Yah that's a great idea! I'd love to set her up with my SIL.

ImuaKahuku

10:34am

I read SIL as son in law, and was really confused.

Blusox

12:03pm

you are right. That's the joke 😉

ImuaKahuku

12:29pm

ummm, is the son in law already married?

nybyblue

1:57pm

Yeah, to my daughter.

ImuaKahuku

5:12pm

That would be one way to make the first child naming thing more likely to happen

BYUFam1

6:05am

Seriously though I'd love to arrange a blind date with her and my step son

BYUFam1

6:07am

RE: I'm tempted to give up my ticket and send her with my son on a blind date.

ldssdl

7:06am

I read that to my wife and she said

mtnbiker

8:34am

Some guys are legs men, others like eyes...But nothing is more attractive...

Frieda's Boss

11:45am

Y’all crazy. I could never set my son up on a blind date without knowing

birds

12:23pm

Valid. I fear “Last Kingdom” has set up unrealistic expectations for how Nordic Witches look. But it also gives CL his

mvtoro

12:35pm

Except when I was in high school/college my idea of “cute” and my parents’

thirdgencoug

12:46pm

Why? My son's done 10000 things worse to me than setting him up with

fattycoug

1:18pm

We know she's not boring. She plans to scream like a Nordic witch in labor to

TailgateU

5:07pm

It's a blind date. What's the problem?

russkiejedi

2:09pm

Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends

snowbird

4:11am

RE: Does Jefe now have to rename the board to CougarFriends

Mister P

4:39am

CougarFriendsWithBenefits.com

6:21am

Where's Urban Meyer?

IronPotato

7:33am

Urban Meyer is not a cougarfriend.

TailgateU

9:51am

But he does like Cougars with benefits...

IronPotato

12:08pm

<< Deleted >>

Crowgar

7:18am

Teach them well and let them lead the way

4:25am

RE: Teach them well and let them lead the way

carcoug

5:46am

Funny Story: Our BYU intramural team was called Seshel Chocolate. Snuck it thru.

mcnasty

11:26am

yeah, that is awesome

5:50am

Venmo or a gofundme, I’ve got $20 to throw in for a gem like that!

Kevin Arnold

6:10am

Same

Bryceo19

6:13am

Me too.

kccougar

6:25am

Same. That gave me a great laugh during a moment of frustration holding a crying baby in my arms this morning. 😅

RootieBoy

6:32am

I’m in

JrodinDC

6:55am

I'll help

7:02am

You guys are amazing. She got a ticket from Furious Monkey, but thx anyway!

Franklin

11:19am

Hope you’re excited for CougarLucas to marry into the family

ZacSeljaas'Stache

4:03pm

You sir have raised your child right and I’m proud of you

gww687

6:45am

Cougarfriends? Is that kind of like Superfriends? We _are_ kind of a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen around here!

6:55am

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in Cargo Shorts

Les IsMore

1:43pm

“Scream like a Nordic witch in labor…” LOL

Yucatan

6:57am

All time CB post. Well done, sir.

Ferb

7:00am

My name is Gosamore and I have a ticket for your daughter.

GMGlenn

7:20am

Single ticket on StubHub $40. Be a good dad buy your daughter a ticket and your

7:24am

Yeah but what if his name is Mortimer and the grandchild is a girl?

osbooks

8:30am

This is a classic.

acadian8

8:04am

Ha that actually would be perfect. I truly hope I see “Nordic Witch” on CB now.

NonmormonYfan89

9:54am

That would be a great boardname.

Squeegee

12:53pm

"if you can." That was good.

byujdmba

8:04am

Followed by … “Don’t try to come up with something funny.” You know there’s

BlueDiver

8:10am

So now, “CFP” means both College Football Playoff and CougarFriends People?

BlueDiver

8:17am

It does now.

Ripliancum

8:35am

My name is Furious Monkey and I can give her CougarLucas's family ticket

8:58am

But naming her kid Furious Monkey Franklin may be a bit weird.....

enigomo

9:01am

He would make an awesome linebacker...or she could take advantage of a loophole

9:06am

I vote for naming him FuriousMonkey. If they live in Utah though,

thirdgencoug

1:05pm

Furyusmunke

Les IsMore

1:45pm

Right, something to differentiate from all the other FuriousMonkeys out there

byuinva

6:37pm

Is “…since he is in the Rock with a 1”commentary on the relative attractiveness of CougarLucas’ current girlfriend?

mvtoro

10:36am

LOL, no, the "1" refers to his order for where he gets to sit in the rock.

10:57am

hahahaha no, I am completely free and single right now haha

CougarLucas

11:45am

Well I know where you can show up with a cougartail (that’s just a little too big to eat all by yourself) at halftime.

mvtoro

11:50am

He is a poor student, I'll have to buy the Cougartail

11:52am

This time he’s going to need to come to you. For obvious reasons.

mvtoro

11:53am

Any plans on meeting up with the Nordic Witch?

enigomo

11:50am

hmmmmmm as of right now no, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea

CougarLucas

1:19pm

😑Bro… it’s OK to hold off and led your dad text you a “go/no go” recommendation (no offense, Franklin), but we already

mvtoro

3:19pm

We’d all be invited, right?

thirdgencoug

5:10pm

RE: We’d all be invited, right?

mvtoro

5:21pm

Smart to have FuriousMonkey check out the Nordic Witch and the text CougarLucas

Roadrunner70

3:05pm

This is one of the best sentences ever typed into cougarboard.

notaboy

3:55pm

Same...daughter was so disappointed. She's a bit sick and still wants to go.

vabeachcoug

9:07am

I definitely want all students to be able to go, but it may be better to have to

TailgateU

9:53am

Colonel Mustard would be a weird first and middle name. Let’s do it

9:58am

So, did she get a ticket?

TeeKaa

10:03am

Not yet, but still a few hours yet.

Franklin

10:13am

A few of us posted above we would be willing to throw in a few bucks via Venmo for her to purchase one. Feel free to

RootieBoy

10:25am

Or a ticket from Furious Monkey or Colonel Mustard. If she wants to sit in the

TeeKaa

10:30am

I think he should go with FM. I don’t have anyone to set her up with 😂

12:09pm

Update: she’s in!

Franklin

11:18am

Yeah, she’s planning on a mission… until she meets CougarLucas at halftime. Furious Monkey’s plans are all falling into

mvtoro

11:43am

So pleased I got CL’s POTD for this. Looks like he’s on board. Franklin, might as well add him and FM to your FO. You

mvtoro

11:53am

Wait, did CougarLucas actually get a date out of this!

Zoobieman

12:07pm

(🤷🏼‍♂️Don’t know. I’m just trying to use CB-post-inception to get him to make a play. 🤫 Let him cook.)

mvtoro

12:17pm

Make it so.....this needs to be at least a "meet at halftime date" with some

Thrill

12:29pm

Have her make a sign that says "Nordic Witch"

osbooks

12:20pm

Better not be a Ute undercover...😬

IronPotato

12:17pm

Her first message was great, but her second one gets my POTD!

Tricky

1:14pm

This. Having three daughters, that's what made me laugh the most.

Mozey

2:10pm

My daughter has just started dating and she asks me for advice on what to text the guy. I give her 🔥🔥🔥 recs!!! And

mvtoro

4:13pm

Last msg proves that your daughter knows you very well.

Les IsMore

1:47pm

Only on CB do you see threads like this one

6:41pm

Is this a great site, or what?

thirdgencoug

6:53pm

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