My knees don't like sitting anymore so I went back to standing...

Sep 17, 2024
11:30:33pm

Mississippi All-American

Usually in the yard (I've got three acres and it's all wooded so no one sees me). My wife rolls her eyes and occasionally tells me to knock it off but I just tell her she's jealous.

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Originally posted on Sep 17, 2024 at 11:30:33pm

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My wife just sent me this. Doubtful I’ll make the transition…

Yucatan

Sep 17, 9:58pm

Tell her she just needs to clean the toilet more often.

Tesla Coug

Sep 17, 10:00pm

I made the switch. Not ashamed. Also still mock the idea of sitting to pee and

Hambone

Sep 17, 10:03pm

I've trained my 6yo boy well. He doesn't even know one can stand to pee.

Narfin'Coug

Sep 17, 10:05pm

You should be charged with child abuse depriving a boy one of the simple

nybyblue

Sep 17, 10:13pm

😂 I find greater joy in not cleaning pee around the toilet than making suds🤷‍♂

Narfin'Coug

Sep 17, 11:30pm

And this is why the males in our house clean the toilets.

Soupie

Sep 17, 10:05pm

You guys pee in the toilet? Isn’t that what back yards are for?

Lifi

Sep 17, 10:07pm

*compost pile

Turd Ferguson

Sep 17, 10:08pm

Free Willie!

Tio

Sep 17, 10:12pm

*Front Yards

MightyFreakingCougar

Sep 17, 10:24pm

I sit a lot to avoid making noise in the early morning or middle of the night.

eysikal

Sep 17, 10:10pm

Written and filmed by a beta soy boy or woman who is tired of cleaning the toilet 😂🤣

BYU Grounds

Sep 17, 10:11pm

My first thought too - Trying to force their agenda on us.

MightyFreakingCougar

Sep 17, 10:26pm

When it’s men it’s chauvinism but when it’s women it’s feminism

BYU Grounds

Sep 17, 10:34pm

I'm so grateful I wasn't raised German.

Mike Bolton

Sep 17, 10:12pm

RE: My wife just sent me this. Doubtful I’ll make the transition…

Dark Forest Green

Sep 17, 10:14pm

I don’t get it. If I pee sitting down isn’t it still going splash and just end

ybecausethatswhy

Sep 17, 10:25pm

You should do a study and let us all know the results.

jacare

Sep 17, 10:36pm

The distance it’s falling would be a huge factor.

cob

Sep 17, 10:54pm

Morning pee is hard enough standing up. Impossible sitting!

Rhino84

Sep 17, 10:41pm

Now that made me laugh 😂

ybecausethatswhy

Sep 17, 10:43pm

That's what showers are for

jacare

Sep 18, 12:38am

You guys and your prostate privilege. I pray you’ll never know the need to sit.

Nittany Cougar

Sep 17, 10:48pm

No difference in time? I end up sitting to 'pee' for like 5 mins because

MaximusMeridius

Sep 17, 11:19pm

My knees don't like sitting anymore so I went back to standing...

Mississippi

Sep 17, 11:30pm

I would be ok with this but it seems hard to sit in a urinal.

Utefaninenemyland

Sep 17, 11:57pm

A couple of months after we got married I told my husband that he can sit and I'll keep cleaning the bathroom, or he can

Black Diamond Bay

Sep 18, 2:21am

I often help clean the bathrooms, for the record 🙂

Yucatan

Sep 18, 6:31am

Video is irrelevant to me, here’s why

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