A tattoo of me, only taller. - Steven Wright

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Jul 8, 2024
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A tattoo of me, only taller. - Steven Wright

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If you had to get a tattoo for some reason what would you have done and where?

OU Cougar

Jul 7, 10:02pm

Wedding ring on my ring finger. That's it.

toukokuu

Jul 7, 10:04pm

Probably the worst tattoo outside of a swastika face tattoo I can think of.

Samsonite

Jul 7, 10:50pm

My drivers license and proof of insurance on my right butt cheek

icecougar

Jul 7, 10:08pm

What happens if you switch providers?

thor1991

Jul 8, 10:18am

"m" on each butt cheek. That way when I do cartwheels it'd say "wow mom wow mom"

Jul 7, 10:09pm

Like you could do even 1 cartwheel.

homegrown

Jul 7, 10:31pm

Ugh. Curse you for the imagery

TNT

Jul 7, 11:08pm

RE: "m" on each butt cheek. That way when I do cartwheels it'd say "wow mom wow

LHA

Jul 7, 11:57pm

I haven’t seen or heard this reference since like 1996 — what a throwback!

Zach Morris

Jul 7, 11:58pm

Heard it from my dad probably around then

Jul 8, 1:28am

RE: "m" on each butt cheek. That way when I do cartwheels it'd say "wow mom wow

tony

Jul 8, 12:17pm

Maybe a stretch Y on the shoulder.

ldssdl

Jul 7, 10:09pm

HCBW's initials in fine print

Underhill

Jul 7, 10:09pm

Guys, if you’ve ever changed your board name, you probably shouldn’t get a tattoo.

Brisco

Jul 7, 10:11pm

RE: If you had to get a tattoo for some reason what would you have done and where?

Jul 7, 10:14pm

Date I finished Chemo near my PICC line scar.

Natedog916

Jul 7, 10:15pm

A tattoo of Roy Orbison on my right butt cheek.

Chester Copperpot

Jul 7, 10:17pm

Cause what momma don't know, won't hurt her.

Ode to Hoy

Jul 8, 12:51am

Sleeve on my chest, shoulder, and 1/3 arm.

Samsonite

Jul 7, 10:17pm

Not sure what, but as to where, at a tattoo parlor I presume

yahtzee

Jul 7, 10:20pm

A tattoo of a mole on my butt.

cambo

Jul 7, 10:22pm

My sentiments, exactly

Blue2thebone

Jul 8, 1:20am

Pac12 logo on my lower back because I miss my rivalry with USC.

Jul 7, 10:22pm

For my next tattoo I plan to get a potato on my ankle. I read a book when I was

SuperTank

Jul 7, 11:03pm

I read that book and both sequels. . .

Zoobieman

Jul 8, 6:35am

Stretch Y on my shoulder

pegushin

Jul 7, 11:22pm

Kids hand prints on one shoulder each or their initials

SwanSong

Jul 8, 12:08am

A tattoo of me, only taller. - Steven Wright

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Jul 8, 1:56am

“Do Not Resuscitate” on my chest

BYU Grounds

Jul 8, 2:13am

A rose on my ankle. I'm a 40 year old man.

pinolero

Jul 8, 6:57am

My daughter and I were discussing this. Olympic rings, only if I qualified.

Squeegee

Jul 8, 9:06am

Nah…the ultimate flex is getting a tattoo of yourself with “me” written under it

Natedog916

Jul 8, 10:22am

Larry Bird jersey

autonomous

Jul 8, 10:33am

An Exit Only sign as a tramp stamp on my lower back.

HiLife

Jul 10, 1:14pm

We have a winner

Adrielle

Jul 10, 6:35pm

I have 3 kids adopted from Taiwan. I want to do their birth names on mandarin

crimedog

Jul 11, 8:06pm

I have a severely disabled, 21-year-old son who is mentally about three. He drew

PGVikingDad

Jul 11, 10:06pm

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