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Jun 10, 2023
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CougarTailDevourer

Previous username: KeepItBalanced
New username: MHallDidNothingWr0ng
Bio page: CougarTailDevourer
Joined: Nov 11, 2016
Last login: Sep 13, 2023
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Holy smokes that’s a big 16 y/o.

Soupie Grandma Sycamore

6/10/23 9:30pm

And the beard?

LeGrandBleu

6/10/23 9:31pm

He’s like Samson w/ that beard. We’ll give him a waiver. 😛

BleedCougarBlue2

6/10/23 9:33pm

But at 16? I think I had a few whiskers on my chin and upper lip at that age

LeGrandBleu

6/10/23 9:38pm

Same here. Blonde hair, couldn’t grow a decent beard until I was in my 40s.

BleedCougarBlue2

6/10/23 9:42pm

I’m in my 40’s and still can’t grow a beard

davidmj10

6/11/23 8:39am

When I was a kid, my friends brother was shaving in 5th grade. 10-11 years old.

Hoopster

6/10/23 10:01pm

That’s nuts. Was he bigger/stronger than all the other boys? An athletic stud?

BleedCougarBlue2

6/10/23 11:30pm

Definitely bigger until he stopped growing in middle school. Not into sports.

Hoopster

6/11/23 12:40pm

Wait, is that David Arquette?

Turnpike Lane

6/10/23 9:34pm

You just know his family uses a second shopping cart at Costco just to feed him.

Malcolm Reynolds

6/10/23 9:34pm

Uhh can we check his birth certificate? Cause he looks way older than 16

ldssdl

6/10/23 9:40pm

Might be class of 2025, but I suspect he has reclassed at least once. Wouldn't

88Coug

6/10/23 9:56pm

How does reclassifying make him look old compared to his age?

puntersarepeople

6/10/23 11:24pm

If you repeat 8th grade once, you are one year older. If you repeat twice, you

88Coug

6/10/23 11:36pm

Yes. But that only impacts his grade not his age. It says he's 16 y/o regardless of grade.

Soupie

6/10/23 11:38pm

His Twitter profile says 16. Good thing no one ever lied on the interner.

88Coug

6/11/23 12:26pm

Also on official BYU accounts. You don’t think they’d know his correct age?

Soupie

6/11/23 1:07pm

Not in Utah.

doctorcoug

6/11/23 6:46am

RE: Holy smokes that’s a big 16 y/o.

Methusaleh22

6/10/23 9:40pm

RE: Holy smokes that’s a big 16 y/o.

letthewookieewin

6/10/23 9:41pm

Just watched that movie with my kids this week!

moknowssports

6/10/23 10:38pm

Committed to Arizona last month, then decommitted 2 weeks later.

LeGrandBleu

6/10/23 9:45pm

Hopefully he isn’t mission bound or he might come back looking like a 65 yr old

Cougz19

6/10/23 9:49pm

Will be the white football version of Greg Oden

Big Daddy D

6/10/23 9:58pm

You gotta problem with that?

Crowgar

6/10/23 11:00pm

He looks like he could start tomorrow.

rivercitycoug

6/10/23 10:00pm

247 sports doesn't even have BYU listed as a potential school...he's young

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/10/23 10:01pm

These days I’m convinced everyone is a reclass unless proven otherwise. It’s

MacsKid

6/10/23 10:04pm

It literally says he’s 16

puntersarepeople

6/10/23 11:27pm

As a SR on varsity Bball, most juniors were reclassified and older than me.

VirginiaPeanut

6/11/23 5:47am

This is him at 30

Don Carlton

6/10/23 10:08pm

RE: Holy smokes that’s a big 16 y/o.

doctorcoug

6/10/23 10:09pm

Could you imagine lining up against him as a dlineman in HS. Some kid probably 6’1, 175lb about to get run over a lot

TADOW

6/10/23 10:16pm

Found some game film:

CougarTailDevourer

6/10/23 10:40pm

Thought it would be this one from little league days.

Soupie

6/10/23 10:53pm

16, wow. That’s a man child with a Beard.

ChandlerAZCoug

6/11/23 8:46am

That kid really takes his last name to heart.

BlueBlitzkrieg

6/11/23 10:05am

Anyone concerned that his teammates call him Danny Almonte?

Martin Van Nostrand

6/11/23 10:32am

RE: Holy smokes that’s a big 16 y/o.

Dryfire

6/11/23 11:21am

After much thought and prayer I have decided to reclass by a decade. Respect

MacsKid

6/11/23 1:02pm

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