Did you tell your wife yet or nah?

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Sep 22, 2020
7:58:31pm

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DKN

Previous username: DrKennethNoisewater
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Going in for a vasectomy tomorrow. Any advice from those who have had one?

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:50pm

Here

PickleButton

9/22/20 7:51pm

Not terrible.

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:08pm

Who are you seeing? I need a recommendation.

blackandblue

9/22/20 7:51pm

Username checks out?

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:56pm

this guy - he's a machine

Beggar

9/22/20 8:04pm

Used this guy. Was awesome.

MarkWatney

9/22/20 8:42pm

Unfortunately I'm in Sacramento. 🙁

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:43pm

Go with the cheapest doctor you can find.

Mike Honcho

9/22/20 7:51pm

Kaiser is pretty cheap I guess.

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:57pm

What about number 3?

JohnnyC

9/22/20 7:51pm

You mean sex?

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:24pm

Yes. Interesting thread, I still have few years before I would get one.

JohnnyC

9/22/20 8:27pm

RE: Going in for a vasectomy tomorrow. Any advice from those who have had one?

Romex

9/22/20 7:52pm

I got mine on a friday. was a bit sore through the weekend. Ran 8 miles on Monday

BlueFrog

9/22/20 7:52pm

Wow. And no issues?

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:55pm

nope. i iced pretty well through the weekend. Wore my tightest pair of under armour for support and kept the pace at

BlueFrog

9/22/20 7:59pm

They say to bring support underwear. Do they just mean under armor

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:03pm

yep. just compression shorts

BlueFrog

9/22/20 8:06pm

Got it done after work on Friday. Was feeling normal by Monday.

Jimo Dashen

9/22/20 7:54pm

I heard that people with smaller nuggets recover faster, like just over a weekend.

Mike Honcho

9/22/20 7:54pm

Children will attack your crotch. It is destiny. Be prepared.

Zedhead

9/22/20 7:56pm

I’m sorry man. I already have a phobia of my kids while I’m sitting on the couch

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:58pm

Sounds like you’ve been prepared for this moment. Good luck!

Zedhead

9/22/20 7:59pm

Yes. This. Very much this. It will happen... I still remember that pain.

Ungoy

9/22/20 8:08pm

Let the nurse shave your kiwis. She's the expert.

Tare

9/22/20 7:58pm

I wish. They told me to do that tonight. Never done it before. Wish me luck.

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:59pm

Did you tell your wife yet or nah?

DKN

9/22/20 7:58pm

She’s making me sympathy brownies right now.

Chasicle

9/22/20 7:59pm

Hopefully they’re special brownies. For the pain.

DKN

9/22/20 8:34pm

Your balls are gonna be huge and they'll hurt. Tylenol/ibuprofen, ice, and don't

WDaddy

9/22/20 7:58pm

Will do. My wife just gave birth so they’re already huge.

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:00pm

RE: Will do. My wife just gave birth so they’re already huge.

WDaddy

9/22/20 8:01pm

What does your last sentence mean? Serious question…

eyes4byu

9/22/20 8:13pm

RE: What does your last sentence mean? Serious question…

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:15pm

I would have thought that that would be the opposite of the council given. Pain?

eyes4byu

9/22/20 8:23pm

That got me curious. I looked online and some (many?) recommend not to

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:33pm

what kind are you getting?

Beggar

9/22/20 7:59pm

Not entirely sure. Didn’t give the procedure much thought.

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:05pm

what? you don't have much choice in a matter involving your genitals?

Beggar

9/22/20 8:10pm

In the method they use. I’m using my health insurance carrier so

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:16pm

No sudden movements

WallaX2

9/22/20 8:02pm

Sorry your getting your balls cut off.

kimdaddy35

9/22/20 8:04pm

Maybe I can be cast as a eunuch in the next GoT spin-off.

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:06pm

Ice. Lots of ice. Great excuse to sit on the couch for a couple days and watch

brazilcoug

9/22/20 8:05pm

Recovery time is much quicker when you have tiny

WDaddy

9/22/20 8:09pm

RE: Going in for a vasectomy tomorrow. Any advice from those who have had one?

DieHarder

9/22/20 8:09pm

You’ll want this.

bruincoug

9/22/20 8:13pm

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pigfoot

9/22/20 8:15pm

My advice is that I’m sorry you had to get it in 2020 when you couldn’t parlay

2018grad

9/22/20 8:21pm

Yeah, that would have been nice, but at least I'm not doing anything anyways

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:22pm

So, who got it done with Beggar's suggestion..no needle...no scalpel..what does

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

9/22/20 8:27pm

Got to be this.

IdahoCoug

9/23/20 8:09am

You forgot the part where they pack your sack in an herbal poultice

Beggar

9/23/20 8:24am

It's no big deal. I was totally back in about three days

Orem58thBall

9/22/20 8:29pm

Wow. I can only hope that's the case!

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:32pm

Same with me. A little sore, but nothing that would keep me from

SUAVO

9/22/20 8:34pm

Got my dog fixed this morning. I'll ask him.

zonacougar

9/22/20 8:36pm

Don't bother. I'm a cat person, so I'll just go ahead and ask my male cats.

Chasicle

9/22/20 8:37pm

A vasectomy for a cat person?

RalphWiggam

9/22/20 10:01pm

Speaking of... my 6 mo dog is humping anything that walks. Scheduled for 2

blackandblue

9/22/20 8:42pm

Got some dog news for you: Getting the boys cut won't stop that...It's not

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

9/22/20 8:51pm

Yep. Ours is just constantly digging to get out and make puppies. We'll see. Our

zonacougar

9/22/20 9:41pm

Yeah, it'll help with that. There is also a belief that their pee is less

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

9/22/20 9:50pm

Wear the jock

SanDiegoCoug

9/22/20 8:51pm

RE: Going in for a vasectomy tomorrow. Any advice from those who have had one?

Jeff Spicoli

9/22/20 8:59pm

My son had one recently- he said the best thing after was wearing tight briefs t

1984coug

9/22/20 9:15pm

For me, the worst part were the numbing shots. Oh how I wish I could forget the

Ungoy

9/22/20 9:39pm

At least you got numb. I felt the cauterizing the whole time.

SanDiegoCoug

9/22/20 10:10pm

It wasn't completely effective. I could feel some of the cauterizing as well,

Ungoy

9/22/20 10:40pm

I was fully operational on day 4 after the procedure. However, I didn't

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