America will never be great again. We lag behind in too many metrics compared to other first world countries to recover.

This thread has been done several times before, but I'll bite.

eddog

5/28/19 7:06pm

I support plentiful random landmines in a no-man's-zone instead of a border wall.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/28/19 7:08pm

This is a great idea.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:39pm

Zoiks. Would probably work though

jkccoug

5/29/19 7:48am

Hummus is a great dip for fruits and veggies like apples and carrots.

Florwood

5/28/19 7:09pm

The state of Utah isn't good. Except for the mountains.

AlphaCoug

5/28/19 7:10pm

You are right

Solomon Levi

5/28/19 8:20pm

True. Low crime and lots of kind people are lame.

Traveshamockery

5/28/19 9:29pm

I've noticed a lot of passive aggressive people

AlphaCoug

5/29/19 1:56pm

I wouldn’t say lots of kind people unless you count the tourists

TEXAS

5/30/19 9:56am

I hope this isn't a "church members = kind people" take.

garyfan

5/30/19 10:56am

Lots of kind people? Never noticed that Utah had any more than other places I’ve

chilango

5/30/19 5:51pm

Wars should be waged as brutally as possible...

CougieMcCougFace

5/28/19 7:10pm

Thats honestly not a bad idea, except for the super brutal part, which probably

AlphaCoug

5/28/19 7:12pm

Pre-edit reply? Hand slipped after first word.

CougieMcCougFace

5/28/19 7:15pm

yep

AlphaCoug

5/28/19 7:16pm

It depends. I’m not arguing for targeting civilians or genocide.

CougieMcCougFace

5/28/19 7:20pm

TNT admits he doesn't get the attitude either

TNT

5/28/19 8:32pm

This is what the Germans believed circa WWI

jkccoug

5/29/19 7:49am

Black licorice is really great. But not as good as oatmeal raisin cookies.

CDV

5/28/19 7:12pm

1/2

The Machine

5/28/19 7:13pm

RE: Black licorice is really great. But not as good as oatmeal raisin cookies.

Martin Van Nostrand

5/28/19 7:13pm

Oatmeal raisin cookies really are delicious

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:17pm

Wow, 0 for 2

jaredm

5/28/19 7:45pm

RE: Black licorice is really great. But not as good as oatmeal raisin cookies.

Lip Gallagher

5/28/19 7:59pm

Your QB1 is attending his fallback school

Solomon Levi

5/28/19 7:13pm

And we’re so happy to have him

DieHarder

5/28/19 7:14pm

...and his life will be far better because of it.

bluecougar1985

5/28/19 7:15pm

Your qb1 transferred away.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:15pm

That is going to make it all the sweeter when he beats his first pick in a couple of months

CDV

5/28/19 7:15pm

And you cheer for your fallback school.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/28/19 7:18pm

Jack Tuttle lol

YIsForBrigham

5/28/19 7:31pm

"We whiffed on the best in-state QB recruit in 20 years"

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:33pm

And your QB1 is the 3rd best QB in the state.

RdF3

5/28/19 7:45pm

There’s an argument for sure

Solomon Levi

5/28/19 8:34pm

Can’t thumbs down the truth

jkccoug

5/29/19 7:51am

I don't think The Beatles or Chick-fil-A are anything special.

BYUFBDAD

5/28/19 7:14pm

First part true

spugeddy24

5/28/19 7:17pm

"First part" being words one, two, and three?

LeftOfNormal

5/28/19 7:39pm

RE: I don't think The Beatles or Chick-fil-A are anything special.

eddog

5/28/19 7:19pm

RE: I don't think The Beatles or Chick-fil-A are anything special.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:49pm

You guys really suck at this.

The Machine

5/28/19 7:15pm

Couple of heavyweight entries down below, though

Martin Van Nostrand

5/28/19 7:29pm

Yewts are awesome

mudpupper

5/28/19 7:15pm

I didn’t like Shawshank Redemption

gilbertatty

5/28/19 7:16pm

I would NOT like to bear my testimony and DON'T know this church is true

SCKIN

5/28/19 7:16pm

Welcome!

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 7:23pm

I wish there were more room for “I wish”, “I hope”, and “I’m trying to believe”

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:34pm

Understandable, I wish I could say "I know" but I'm relegated to those phrases

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 8:03pm

RE: I would NOT like to bear my testimony and DON'T know this church is true

Odysseus

5/28/19 8:07pm

I’m tired of all the vaccine jabs at those who have a different schedule or

DieHarder

5/28/19 7:19pm

You’re right. This take is terrible.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:22pm

name checks out

BYUFBDAD

5/28/19 7:28pm

There're 'hot take' bad opinions, 'fishing for attention' bad opinions and wrong

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:35pm

Yikes. A truly bad, and dangerous, opinion.

TCuz

5/28/19 7:38pm

Just kidding. Vaccinate your kids.

DieHarder

5/28/19 7:43pm

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Deleted

5/28/19 7:47pm

Sex is overrated.

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 7:20pm

Actually meant to write “your mom is overrated “

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 7:21pm

You're doing it wrong if that's the case.

Tare

5/28/19 7:28pm

Never had sex. ^

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:42pm

Today

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 7:45pm

Name does check out.

sakar12

5/28/19 8:00pm

Name checks out

jaredm

5/28/19 8:15pm

Name does not check out.

sakar12

5/28/19 8:00pm

This message has been flagged for editing

TNT

5/28/19 8:34pm

Your mom has been flagged.

Nakedbootleg

5/28/19 8:55pm

Those tests came back negative

TNT

5/28/19 9:00pm

RE: This message has been flagged for editing

85fan

6/2/19 11:54pm

All of you that hate the term BYU-Provo need to get over yourselves. It's

MasterLump

5/28/19 7:21pm

Michigan : Michigan-Dearborn :: BYU : BYU-Idaho

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:39pm

I was bored by Into The Spiderverse. I turned it off halfway through.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:21pm

Best animated movie ever IMO

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:39pm

I don’t really like most animated movies.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:49pm

I wasn’t quite so bored, but my wife was. The movie is highly overrated on CB.

chilango

5/28/19 9:26pm

I did the same. One of the few times CB has let me down.

doups3

5/28/19 10:28pm

Queen and Journey are extremely overrated.

eddog

5/28/19 7:21pm

Queen really is.

Jay Rick

5/28/19 7:39pm

Journey is too

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 8:05pm

Yeah, that's what I said.

eddog

5/28/19 8:30pm

Needed saying again,

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 9:28pm

Fair

eddog

5/28/19 9:32pm

I don’t think of journey as being all that highly rated. Therefore, properly

Jay Rick

5/28/19 11:08pm

The fact that journey is rated at all means that they too highly rated

Agnostic-alumni

5/30/19 11:25pm

You sir have no honor!

TNT

5/28/19 8:31pm

I think it’s ok to spit my used gum into urinals.

cougarfanatic

5/28/19 7:24pm

The Office is overrated

letthewookiewin

5/28/19 7:25pm

That is blasphemy!

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/28/19 7:43pm

I'd rather watch utah football than a Lord of the Rings movie

Tare

5/28/19 7:25pm

RE: I'd rather watch utah football than a Lord of the Rings movie

spugeddy24

5/28/19 7:27pm

Donovan Mitchell will never be a top 15 player in the NBA.

Duke Silver

5/28/19 7:26pm

I like Subway and Little Caesars

mwcoug

5/28/19 7:29pm

I love both as well.

Jay Rick

5/28/19 11:08pm

Veganism is the ultimate higher law that we all will follow.

Baron

5/28/19 7:29pm

I am a dog person. Dogs are awesome. In fact, they are

Philosoraptor

5/28/19 7:30pm

Well I hope you are your dog are happy together.

Baron

5/28/19 7:30pm

I’m not a dog person but I somewhat agree with this. It’s the dog owners who are

fortysixn3

5/28/19 10:33pm

I'm pro-choice.

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 7:30pm

Dr. Pepper sucks. Worst soda ever.

byuluvr

5/28/19 7:31pm

And steak sucks.

byuluvr

5/28/19 7:32pm

You are just full of bad takes tonight...

specsauce

5/28/19 8:08pm

I've got more. Southern Utah is ugly. Country Music is the best. Beatles suck. Hotrods/muscle cars/classic cars are ugly

byuluvr

5/28/19 8:31pm

Wow, you're on a roll.

eddog

5/28/19 8:39pm

RE: Dr. Pepper sucks. Worst soda ever.

Costanza

5/28/19 8:04pm

Go Lakers!

kcca

5/28/19 7:31pm

Money equals freedom not evil

Archaea

5/28/19 7:37pm

<< Deleted >>

Division Bell

5/28/19 7:35pm

So obnoxious, and not the safest option. #doubledumb

BGRTHNUMEGO

5/28/19 7:41pm

Winner.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:43pm

Loser! I knew it was you the whole time!

Dr. 91coug

5/29/19 12:17am

Winner winner chicken dinner

jkccoug

5/29/19 8:00am

Smoked meats are nasty and should be avoided like the plague

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:38pm

Woah. This might be the craziest thing TNT has ever read

TNT

5/28/19 8:38pm

Thank you sir.

Run-DMT

5/29/19 10:41am

Non LDS women are better in bed.

Archaea

5/28/19 7:39pm

I mean, unpopular though this opinion may be, most CBers wouldn't know.

LeftOfNormal

5/28/19 7:46pm

Imagine a repressive culture versus non.

Archaea

5/28/19 7:57pm

No no, I knew exactly what you meant, I'm just saying this isn't a forum in

LeftOfNormal

5/28/19 9:27pm

That’s on your wife Pal. 🤷‍♂️

kansascougar

5/28/19 8:34pm

Mine is nonLDS. 😊

Archaea

5/28/19 8:37pm

Wait. Like making beds?

TNT

5/28/19 8:37pm

That would be true for you, laddie.

Archaea

5/28/19 8:44pm

RE: Non LDS women are better in bed.

Zedhead

5/28/19 8:55pm

Popcorn sucks, just like Nirvana and Pearl Jam and Marvel Comics. Fight me.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:40pm

America will never be great again. We lag behind in too many metrics compared to other first world countries to recover.

SuperTank

5/28/19 7:42pm

Sadly TNT could see this

TNT

5/28/19 8:42pm

More roads in Utah County should be torn down to gravel. I like sacrificing my

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:43pm

How is this good for future generations?

Dissenter

5/28/19 7:45pm

I’m hoping that all of the crazy road construction currently happening in UT Co

Run-DMT

5/28/19 7:50pm

...what do you mean? It's not for future generations, it's for now

Dissenter

5/29/19 7:05am

I was referring to the fact that so many major roads in Utah Co

Run-DMT

5/29/19 7:55am

I'm not sure we'll ever consistently beat Utah again

Squeegee

5/28/19 7:44pm

Make believe movies are for losers. Star Wars, LoTR, Marvel, DC Comics all suck.

Santos L. Halper

5/28/19 7:46pm

Harry Potter is a low blow, but the others are right.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/28/19 7:48pm

Ute lover

Archaea

5/28/19 7:57pm

Avocados taste like condensed water, also guacamole is tasteless.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/28/19 7:47pm

You may have dysgeusia.

credible HULK

5/28/19 7:57pm

Again?

TNT

5/28/19 8:43pm

<< Deleted >>

HarlemCoug

5/28/19 7:47pm

There are far too many fathers on here with daughters

messi

5/28/19 7:47pm

The fathers are, or the daughters are?

Lip Gallagher

5/28/19 8:01pm

RE: There are far too many fathers on here with daughters

85fan

5/28/19 8:34pm

Star Wars is bad in almost every aspect

Dillinger

5/28/19 7:54pm

New Star Wars, prequel Star Wars, or original Star Wars?

Sumguy

5/28/19 9:03pm

All

Dillinger

5/28/19 9:25pm

These are awesome!

Agnostic-alumni

5/28/19 8:07pm

Navy >>>>>>>> Royal

CougSilver

5/28/19 8:08pm

Taysom's Texas highlights were and are way over used.

777

5/28/19 8:13pm

RE: Taysom's Texas highlights were and are way over used.

BGRTHNUMEGO

5/28/19 8:14pm

Utah liquor laws are way too restrictive

Twin Roots

5/28/19 8:14pm

Rugby is boring to watch

A_blue_car

5/28/19 8:16pm

I'm totally drunk right now, and I have to teach school tomorrow.

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 8:18pm

2 week vetting period with substantial background checks on all gun purchases

BlueFrog

5/28/19 8:18pm

Football sucks. I hate the sport, haven't watched in years.

fbguru

5/28/19 8:28pm

Are you a member of the Board of Trustees?

TNT

5/28/19 8:30pm

If he were that he would hate all sports

Archaea

5/28/19 8:38pm

Board name does not check out.

JohnnyComeLately

5/28/19 8:52pm

He’s a Facebook guru

Jay Rick

5/28/19 11:11pm

Sea World is better than Disneyland

tjngirlz

5/28/19 8:38pm

That's an unpopular take? Why?

TNT

5/28/19 8:44pm

According to my family, it's crazy talk.

tjngirlz

5/28/19 8:53pm

This list can not be complete without The Board Imbecile weighing in.

JohnnyComeLately

5/28/19 8:51pm

Yep. Just waiting for his usual "Seinfeld sucks" take.

eddog

5/28/19 9:06pm

you just link every post the imbecile makes

BlueFrog

5/28/19 9:58pm

People who get guns for personal protection are generally dangerous, paranoid,

smokymountainrain

5/28/19 8:57pm

Excellent attack on that one guy

TNT

5/28/19 9:00pm

75% of CB is one guy? I knew it!

smokymountainrain

5/28/19 9:03pm

RE: People who get guns for personal protection are generally dangerous,

tjngirlz

5/28/19 9:02pm

Well, i tried. CDV and his stupid taste buds won the thread anyway.

smokymountainrain

5/28/19 9:14pm

I know nearly nothing about butt plugs.

Belboz

5/28/19 9:11pm

Not what I heard.

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 9:21pm

Highly unlikely in an Eagles fan.

chilango

5/28/19 9:24pm

U2 sucks

a priori

5/28/19 9:14pm

RE: U2 sucks

Loon to the Moon

5/28/19 9:24pm

Europe is very overrated as a travel destination, compared with most other parts

chilango

5/28/19 9:23pm

Colorado has bigger and prettier mountains than Utah.

eddog

5/28/19 9:24pm

This is true, but WA's beat Colorado's in terms of aesthetics.

Byron McNertney

5/29/19 7:52am

Coach Pope will not make the NCAA tournament during his time as BYU HC.

Traveshamockery

5/28/19 9:27pm

Max Hall is highly overrated.

holipuluki

5/28/19 10:55pm

Bicyclists have as much of a right to the lane as a car.

conetah

5/28/19 11:28pm

College is overrated.

conetah

5/28/19 11:31pm

The WNBA Championship game ranks next to

Dr. 91coug

5/29/19 12:21am

I thought these were supposed to be things you actually believe.

chilango

5/29/19 6:45am

Star Wars is overrated

Coug98

5/29/19 3:55am

The United States isn’t always right, nor is it always the the best.

chilango

5/29/19 6:48am

Cafe Rio sucks

TrackCoug

5/29/19 8:09am

Pineapple on pizza is absolutely disgusting.

TheBlueCougar

5/29/19 9:25am

This isn't unpopular. This is consensus.

credible HULK

5/29/19 9:41am

I still think we could nuke (or at least blow up) tornadoes effectively

run26

5/29/19 10:28am

I know we're going for who can get the most thumbs down here, but this one

credible HULK

5/29/19 10:45am

link to original thread?

Dissenter

5/29/19 10:46am

RE: link to original thread?

credible HULK

5/29/19 11:08am

Christmas Vacation is kind of a boring movie... I don't get the hype.

Zilog

5/29/19 2:55pm

Yewts are actually decent people....Bwwwwwahhhh!

Coug98

5/30/19 11:13pm

For some reason he started a new thread for it, but here's a terrible take

sevenIDcougs

5/30/19 11:21pm

Posting on CougarBoard