It's old men. Bored old men hogging my employee's time with their life stories. Their wives don't want them in the house and their kids are all grown up and out of the house. So they come to the hardware store and treat it like Cheers...and they don't even come close to ever buyng enough to make it worth our time.

Let's keep our cool guy stories and rants to Cougarboard. Spare the small business who is paying their employees by the hour to sell product.