My wife's parents come over most Sundays to chase our kids around a bit. I had a pound of shredded steak I was going to use to make Philly Cheese Steaks in the fridge. I came to the kitchen and my FIL was eating it! uncooked!...with crackers and cheese. I yelped and he said he thought it was salami or something.
Anyways, might be a rough night for him? He downed quite a bit of it. Oh boy....