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Puke Knuckleball

the_byu_flash

10:04pm

Aarods offense had lowest 3rd down conversion in over 50 years

claw

10:02pm

Any data on whether that was mostly because we gained so little on 1st and 2nd

Goliath

10:04pm

Last season, BYU gained 50% of necessary yards on 1st down on 122 of 311 (.392) 1st Downs.

Spiff

10:16pm

Interesting stat, but we should be celebrating the fact that the previous 50

DieHarder

10:05pm

118th rushing offense

claw

10:06pm

The good news. Nowhere to go but up

Bonoman

10:07pm

Yikes!

Brigham

10:11pm

The lack of a running game until the last couple of games was rough

Belboz

10:14pm

Amazing how many 3rd and 1, 4th and 1 we couldn’t convert last year.

D.T. Survivor

10:14pm

Give me one reason to hope for why our O-line has any chance of being better

Goliath

10:01pm

New O Line coach

brazilcoug

10:01pm

Anything tangible/specific on why/how that will translate to better O-line play?

Goliath

10:02pm

It can’t get worse than last year, right?

brazilcoug

10:10pm

Because running the ball was the last reason we lost our last two games

puntersarepeople

10:05pm

See my question about D-line play

Goliath

10:06pm

Kingsley didn’t play vs OKSU and we seemed to struggle more

puntersarepeople

10:15pm

It finally looked good enough in the last two games of the season

Belboz

10:15pm

Cool Fade Into You cover by Manchester Orchestra. Always loved that song.

Tonto

10:00pm

Daniel Jones did a good job of skirting around this tough question

fredetteaboutit13

9:53pm

The reporter probably thought he had the other NY team’s quarterback.

DieHarder

9:55pm

The other?

TCuz

10:01pm

Stung by a scorpion ouch!! Felt like an electric shock shooting through my foot

A Drew Aitch

9:49pm

I’m good, I live in Utah County.

Yukon

9:53pm

We’ve had multiple scorpions in both our saratoga and Santaquin homes

Cougz19

9:57pm

Texas is rough country. Scorpian stung me and walked away all smug like he

A Drew Aitch

9:58pm

RE: Texas is rough country. Scorpian stung me and walked away all smug like he

Mexicougazul

10:02pm

The Benches of Utah County have scorpions (and tarantulas)

Probable Sacko

10:10pm

Vegas or Phoenix?

LV Mike

9:57pm

Austin

A Drew Aitch

9:58pm

My neighborhood in St. George does scorpion hunts. We can get

Atama

10:11pm

Anybody check to see if the winner has been breeding them?

TwinsRight

10:13pm

You okay?

Blue Heart

10:22pm

Imagine being a millennial at the Olympics staring at your cell phone having no clue you're sitting next to Mick Jagger

Zenoch All-American

9:48pm

Lady with the glasses on her head knows

A Drew Aitch

9:50pm

Or sitting in front of Steve Buscemi

Great38

9:52pm

I'm betting he wears sun glasses with that black non-descript baseball cap to melt in with the crowds

Zenoch

9:52pm

He probably tried to tell them the story about how his music is meant to drive

blackandblue

9:59pm

Who

goblin

10:12pm

Chinese doping maybe?

detroitdad

9:46pm

Shh! Or the IOC will cancel the SLC Olympics

Great38

9:48pm

They imported the best East German “sports” doctors

Archaea

9:49pm

Everyone knows they’re cheating - any praise for them is insufferable

Rhubarb

9:51pm

And when the Chinese don’t win those proof positive

Archaea

9:51pm

Hans, on 360, says Kalani has to get 6 Ws this year or else...

Zak

9:44pm

Good.

Shore10

9:44pm

if they don’t fire him at the end of this year they have to decide end next year

puntersarepeople

9:46pm

If BYU doesn’t get to a bowl, I think he will resign.

Everyman

9:50pm

The early recruiting success of Kevin Young doesn't bode well for Kalani

jrifkin48

9:55pm

I really hope that Kalani can get a boost in recruiting which will result in more wins, more confidence in the program

Zach Morris

10:06pm

He said Kalani may not be fired but just not extended

Zerigke Ally Zerigke

10:11pm

He will

RGGeemer

10:13pm

Hans doesn’t know his yewt from a hole in the ground when it comes to this stuff

Junior Deputy

10:15pm

Hans was asked if he takes the over or under at 5.5 wins

Zerigke Ally Zerigke

10:16pm

Kalani is such an enigma. Great guy. Great representative of the university. Just a mediocre coach unfortunately…..

Bonoman

10:22pm

Incredible analysis on AJ Dybantsa. Really good. My gosh he’s special.

macdizzle

9:41pm

There is something that has really been bothering me for quite some time

Kale

9:37pm

Go find the nachos they sell in a football shaped bowl. Much better and to a of cheese

byuTX

9:38pm

RE: Go find the nachos they sell in a football shaped bowl. Much better and to a

Kale

9:40pm

Not sure but they are delicious. BBQ pork is really good

byuTX

9:52pm

That is like a $35 bowl of nachos. No thanks!

cambo

10:17pm

Less than a game ticket and easily four times as good as the regular trash nachos

byuTX

10:21pm

RE: There is something that has really been bothering me for quite some time

claw

9:39pm

Nacho "cheese" is an abomination

fattycoug

9:41pm

I reject you totally

Kale

9:42pm

Username does NOT check out.

Dark Forest Green

9:55pm

Those are not nachos.

Archaea

9:42pm

True but I’d settle for chips and a cheese pump

Kale

9:44pm

The best was when they had the trays with a slot for cheese and a slot for salsa

byubyu

9:44pm

Make nachos great again

Tuskaloosa Cougar

9:50pm

Now there is a slogan I can get behind

Archaea

9:52pm

Has it been discussed that Bob Bowman should be coaching Americans?

Rhubarb

9:36pm

He is. He is the coach at Arizona State. Marchand swims for him there.

Hoopster

9:38pm

University of Texas now

OmahaOmaha

9:42pm

There’s a mom on our swim team who’s a big A&M fan and plugged in to US swimming. She was complaining at one meet about

Mike Honcho

9:46pm

That’s cool, hope he coaches the crap out of him at Texas, and coaches America

Rhubarb

9:47pm

Just watched the USAs Men’s 3x3

EarlSpeak

9:36pm

That will unfortunately be a long lasting meme for the clowns up north

Cougz19

10:01pm

Rings true:

sethj250 Just happy to be here! TDC

9:28pm

Agreed. It is an immoral decision

Archaea

9:32pm

Seems fake

Zerigke Ally Zerigke

9:34pm

for sure, looks like plastic cheese

Czar-castic

9:44pm

I Love Defensive Basketball. S. Sudan has some great play design though.

Ssebo All-American

9:28pm

Dodgers have 3 hits and 3 errors. Comedy for sure. 🤦‍♂️

Blue for Life

9:24pm

RE: Dodgers have 3 hits and 3 errors. Comedy for sure. 🤦‍♂️

byujacob

9:24pm

Kershaw’s streak of 423 starts with at least one strikeout ended tonight

mannheimadler

9:32pm

Dave Ramsey quote:"You can't shoot deer with a 401(k). By the new gun."

CopperLix

9:24pm

Shoulder surgeon question

claw

9:22pm

Yes 👍

cooger

9:36pm

What do you mean by nerve damage?

BigGulps

10:01pm

RE: What do you mean by nerve damage?

claw

10:21pm

Why is Retzlaff wearing a sports bra in practice?

Malathion

9:18pm

*bro

Mexicougazul

9:19pm

Manziere

Akilleez

9:20pm

The number of Seinfeld references and memes on CB is pretty amazing considering how old the show is.

Brisco

9:33pm

not at all amazing when you know how old CB is

Czar-castic

9:42pm

All players wear them, the monitor vitals

cornellcoug

9:20pm

It holds a gps tracker.

molodyets

9:20pm

Those are monitors/trackers many athletes wear now to keep track of vital signs,

Japan Coug

9:23pm

Ah, is that what they call them now.

Brigham

9:28pm

Thanks. Realized other players had them too. Makes me want a watch option.

Malathion

9:32pm

A watch would be torn off in seconds

Cougz19

10:02pm

No way man. I believe Apple could make one.

Malathion

10:17pm

So I guess the real sports bra was the friends we made along the way

byuTX

9:40pm

Oh my gosh!!! Gerry is wearing one too!!!

kalifi

9:30pm

Why in the world aren’t the church schools synced up on policies, etc?

Niiineteeen84 Blowhard

9:16pm

At least they all agree on the important stuff like beards…

ochobeeguy

9:20pm

Bigger question: why Pepsi?

Littlerich

9:24pm

Yeah that’s the much bigger travesty

pink22

9:28pm

Idaho is about 10 years behind the rest of the country so it makes sense

TCuz

9:27pm

I mean, it makes sense that the terrestrial church school doesn’t get the same attention as the celestial church school

letthewookieewin

9:36pm

No demand

Japan Coug

9:49pm

Takes a while for news to travel to Rexburg.

Monomachos

9:56pm

Doesn’t Ricks pride itself in being more fundy than BYU?

conflictedcoug

10:12pm

My wife’s niece claimed that she went to BYU-I instead of BYU because BYU is too

Japan Coug

10:20pm

Blog: Everything That Happened on the First Day of BYU Football Fall Camp View

[Cougs Daily]

9:05pm

RE: Blog: Everything That Happened on the First Day of BYU Football Fall Camp

claw

9:15pm

Pyscho soccer mom strikes again. Trying to go to the UHSAA and anyone that will listen to her to get the coach fired

Haysom Till All-American

8:59pm

Wait what? Where?

crimedog

9:01pm

I doubt they would fire a coach for that. What's the rest of the story?

GfB

9:15pm

There’s not much more to the story and I agree with you. No grounds. Im an insider so I feel 100% confident saying this.

Haysom Till

9:28pm

Wouldn’t firing be an Ad/school thing?

palangi

9:19pm

Oh wait, the bloody feet is probably the accusation

palangi

9:20pm

Parents can’t let their kids fail

pink22

9:27pm

some kids do get screwed, it’s not always failing

palangi

9:44pm

RE: Pyscho soccer mom strikes again. Trying to go to the UHSAA and anyone that

aggiecoug

9:36pm

Seniors can’t play JV

slccoug

9:53pm

They actually can

palangi

9:55pm

No they can’t, not according to uhsaa policy

slccoug

10:18pm

POLL: Jake Heaps or Riley Nelson?

DirtyWater

8:52pm

CB was clearly pro Jake all the way up until USU 6-3. I was there, Gandalf.

grosven

8:54pm

Then Riley broke his back.

grosven

8:55pm

Riley still told the coaches he was good to go after breaking his back.

DirtyWater

8:56pm

Heaps was phenomenal his freshman year.

Yukon

8:56pm

Saying he was phenomenal is a bit of an overstatement. He was good as a

Soy Celeste

8:59pm

Okay, he was really good.

Yukon

9:17pm

He did slaughter 4 of the absolute worst defenses that BYU has ever played.

Corn Pop

9:19pm

Crazy that he threw for over 300 yards in the 44-point loss to Utah

Yukon

9:32pm

I have this memory of him dropping a bomb in the southeast corner end zone that

DiamondMo

9:21pm

Reminder that if you live in Davis County, entry into the Utah Championship

DiamondDog

8:51pm

Is John Beck vs Matt Berry the last time there was a qb battle this undecided?

crack

8:47pm

Have you forgotten Heaps Riley so soon?

kccougar

8:50pm

And the jury's still out on that one.

DirtyWater

8:51pm

Wasn’t it a toss up between Hall and Romney in 2021?

Yukon

8:58pm

It was 2012. And it was between Romney and Obama.

DirtyWater

8:59pm

Romney didn’t stand a chance despite what cb says

Biyamiti

9:17pm

Okay, back to football….

Yukon

9:21pm

Blog: BYU QB Gerry Bohanon Confirms Health Of Shoulder As Camp Opens View

[KSL Sports] Mitch Harper

8:45pm

Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

DansmithUVU

8:40pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

wabluecoug

8:41pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

cougarfann888

8:45pm

Plot twist.... It was Men's

SWKTNative

8:46pm

Even better

creameryon9th

8:56pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

DavisCoCoug

8:46pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

Ungoy

9:03pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

RealSimsShadY

9:16pm

It's a trap…

ochobeeguy

9:19pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

Tricky

9:52pm

RE: Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

Penske Material

10:11pm

Article: ‘We gotta be ready to roll, man’: BYU opens fall camp with focus on efficiency, execution, starting quarterback derby View

[Deseret News] https://www.deseret.com/authors/jay-drew/

8:35pm

To those of you who still may have young kids wanting to play football -

crack

8:34pm

Agree. Tough when you’re all-in on one position especially in

cougfanz

8:35pm

Ugh - our school has 7 qbs right now. Only 2 aren't transfers.

crack

8:38pm

If anyone wants to transfer

BYU Fan

8:40pm

Our obsession with sports, especially with youth sports, is so meaningless when

Jdoc

8:41pm

Yep. The focus should be on getting ALL kids to play and develop.

stenso

9:20pm

In retrospect, I think I’ve overstated how great the lessons are that you can

blackandblue

9:37pm

Why?

Bexell_Hall

9:43pm

I have a confession

byujdmba

8:27pm

Don't use Sweet Baby Ray's.

kccougar

8:37pm

Which pre-made sauce do you prefer?

blackandblue

9:49pm

I love using it like ketchup. On a burger, to dip fries....mmmmm.

Ted Lasso

8:40pm

On burgers with a couple of onion rings

ManicBlue

9:04pm

And a couple of bacon strips.

SierraCoug

9:07pm

Yep, it's just better ketchup. Across the board.

GfB

9:20pm

I like it mixed with horsey sauce from Arby's. It's a man's fry sauce.

jpesk2

9:34pm

Ketchup sounds a lot fancier if you call it tomato reduction sauce.

crack

8:45pm

POLL: Rate your enthusiasm for BYU Football this season:

stenso

8:23pm

I'm always enthusiastic for football season and BYU. Always.

Eddie

8:25pm

The closer it gets, the more excited I’ll get. Then for each loss, my enthusiasm will fade a little. Then basketball…

touchdownbyu

8:31pm

All BYU Football is good BYU Football but winning BYU Football is better BYU Football

2FarGone

8:33pm

Bad football is just bad football and bad BYU football just hurts more

BYU Fan

8:46pm

I'm late to the conversation but I just saw the news about Ben Bywater.

Great1Ute

8:19pm

Now this is #classy.

shimmy

8:21pm

Right? Bummer.

Cougs4Lfe

8:24pm

Ben is a great young man from a terrific family. He is a heck of a football

Jdoc

8:26pm

Funny Bywater story.

JamieTartt

8:35pm

RE: Funny Bywater story.

Eddie

8:42pm

Pretty sure that's what they prefer to be called these days.

DirtyWater

9:07pm

ESPN

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I'm late to the conversation but I just saw the news about Ben Bywater.

Blog: BYU Signees Naki Tuakoi and Sefo Akuila Not on Fall Camp Roster

Kalani said LJ Martin practiced today

960 fall camp report

Ben Bywater taking medical retirement. Nerve damage in his arm

I love Jamaal

Why is Retzlaff wearing a sports bra in practice?

Wife: "Come watch this beach volleyball game with me"

There is something that has really been bothering me for quite some time

Hans, on 360, says Kalani has to get 6 Ws this year or else...

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