TCU - Punky Brewster . . goofy lookin kid who grew up to be mighty fine. (there are better pics, but I cant post those)




Utah - the redneck bride. She finally found someone to take her home.




Fresno - Lady gaga - has produced several hits, but really just trailer trash in strange clothing.




Reno - Britney spears - once was cute, we are all ashamed to admit we have listened to your music at times. But your lucky that photoshop exists to cover up the ugly, and we can never trust you.



Wyoming - Pat Benetar - you were popular a long time ago, but have not done much since. People still talk about you but mostly in the past tense.




Colorado State - Miley Cyrus . . cute . . wants to be big time, has potential.




Airforce - Catherine Zeta Jones - Classy hot chick, deserves better




UNLV - Paris Hilton - all the makeup, clothing, and money does not cover up who you really are, and what your willing to do for acceptance.



UNM - Richard Simmons - behold the red furry!





SDSU Princess leah - there was a time we all had a crush on you, and even a few fantasies . . .but that was a long time ago.




BYU - Sandra Bullock - Always hot sexy and popular, disappeared for a little while but made a comeback. Completely confident in her ability to make it on her own!




Boise State - Mimi from Drew Carey show - No explanation needed.