So I don't get the mockery of Utah fans tailgating. The sad thing is that our Spring Game tailgate is probably better than anything you people have ever put on in Provo.

I went to three of your home games last year stadium and for as many people that attend your games, your tailgating sucks and many of your fans are clueless about college football. Maybe your fans are too cheap or just lame, maybe your school's paranoid of what 'tailgating' means and discourages it, or you fans are up in the night when it comes to what college football is about, but BYU fans really have no room to make fun of anyone's tailgate - regardless of how goofy it is.

On top of this, your fans don't wear your school's colors to the game - it's like rainbow of colors in there; I've never seen a stadium so quiet during a game before when your defense gives up a touchdown; you have the most absurd videos during breaks; your band plays the "Imperial Death March" over and over and over again despite the fact that you're getting killed; you have lot of fans who like to tell their fellow fans to SIT DOWN and calm down!! on 3rd and long - when YOU'RE on defense; I think there are FIVE generations per family that you people bring to the the game including toddlers; you have fans that still use the word "colored" when describing FSU players; a headset is standard issue equipment and telling everyone within earshot of what was just said on the radio is a pre-requisite; many of your fans have ZERO idea what is going on the field and really don't know the rules of football....

So, laugh at Utah fans who tailgate all you want but in the end, many of you guys are really the *joke* when it comes to the rest of the college football universe. You can call our fans classless, fat, drunks, or whatever else you can think of, but at least, we have one of the most knowledgeable and rabid fanbases in the country who know the difference between illegal motion, false start, and illegal shift - whereas you fans seem to be there to support the church's football team. Speaking of fat, um, sorry to break it to you folks, but your stadium was full of tubby BYU fans, and I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of you in here who can lose a few 30 lbs.

Go Utes!