play soccer in the parking lot, what the heck was going through Charles's mind? Was he thinking, like, hey, I've been playing soccer all my life, I know the best move to pull right now. I'll kick the ball as hard as I can at Jim's face and see what happens.

It doesn't take much thinking to realize that blasting a ball at a dude's face from ten feet away is a bad idea. If you're playing football you don't go and Brett Favre the ball at the guy standing right next to you.

Why'd you duck, Jim?
Seriously? Why did I duck? Because I didn't want you to break my nose, you psychopath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-68O8tM602c