Wish me luck on my first surgery, guys.

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May 7, 2024
10:06:53am

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Wish me luck on my first surgery, guys.

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provoprodigy

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Lift my spirits CB. Just getting wheeled back for hip surgery.

maizecoug

May 7, 10:02am

“We’ll just put a catheter in it.”

May 7, 10:04am

idk, but hope all goes well.

gangbusters

May 7, 10:04am

"Not sure why he wanted castration, but okay"

slappy

May 7, 10:05am

“Oh, now I see why. Do we even need anesthesia for such a small job?”

garyfan

May 7, 10:14am

“Alright, he should be good for that kidney donation.”

Leonardo

May 7, 10:06am

Wish me luck on my first surgery, guys.

provoprodigy

May 7, 10:06am

"Oh my gosh! Did this guy eat at Beto's last night or something? What's that smell?!"

IdahoCoug

May 7, 10:07am

“I’m at the end of a 36-hour shift. Please nudge me if I doze off.”

KingDave

May 7, 10:07am

"is the donor recipient prepared?"

squidmark

May 7, 10:08am

"He's dead right? Get the heart ready!"

Archaea

May 7, 10:15am

“Good luck on the gender reassignment surgery!”

May 7, 10:09am

"You'll be in good hands with Dr Khevorkian."

May 7, 10:09am

"Oops! He didn't need that any way, he already has children, his wife is tired."

Archaea

May 7, 10:09am

"You've had a good run..."

zonacougar

May 7, 10:12am

“Oopsie”

BW84

May 7, 10:13am

I had Hip surgery 5.5 yrs ago. Good luck!!

RockyBalboa

May 7, 10:16am

2 years ago.

Archaea

May 7, 10:18am

"nurses, apparently there's a rat loose in the ER"

Cougarclaw

May 7, 10:18am

"Wow. Never seen that before."

TLCougar

May 7, 10:23am

Hi, I'm a nurse anesthetist

May 7, 10:24am

"Doc, we're out of anesthesia, what shall we do?!"

Archaea

May 7, 10:26am

…one too many whiskey sours.

Jstak17

May 7, 10:33am

"Go utes"

May 7, 10:41am

RE: Lift my spirits CB. Just getting wheeled back for hip surgery.

Ham

May 7, 10:43am

(whispered) "I know you've been sleeping with my wife, have a nice nap"

Cougarclaw

May 7, 10:49am

"but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Bar7h

May 7, 10:57am

Let me just mark here with a big sharpie which hip to cut…

ochobeeguy

May 7, 11:10am

This just happened. Should I be concerned?

maizecoug

May 7, 11:16am

Only if it is the wrong hip. I had a friend who asked why they put an X on his

ochobeeguy

May 7, 11:28am

Haha. If they put a big X on it, does that mean "This one!" or "DON'T cut"?

Tricky

May 7, 11:29am

it's one of those FERSURE

Cougarclaw

May 7, 11:33am

RE: Lift my spirits CB. Just getting wheeled back for hip surgery.

Cru Jones

May 7, 12:09pm

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